Mᴀʟᴀᴄʜᴀɪ ℙᴀʀᴋᴇʀ

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[Mᴀʟᴀᴄʜᴀɪ ℙᴀʀᴋᴇʀ @BlitheSociopath]

I am on a whole 'nother level.

https://t.co/w36F4KaxdW

[Mᴀʟᴀᴄʜᴀɪ ℙᴀʀᴋᴇʀ @BlitheSociopath]

Well, I'm a fucking mess after that finale.

[Mᴀʟᴀᴄʜᴀɪ ℙᴀʀᴋᴇʀ @BlitheSociopath]

Afternoon, to all.

[Mᴀʟᴀᴄʜᴀɪ ℙᴀʀᴋᴇʀ @BlitheSociopath]

-- complacent grin to appear to rival @VileNirvanna's〙Are you always this dull?

[Mᴀʟᴀᴄʜᴀɪ ℙᴀʀᴋᴇʀ @BlitheSociopath]

I like to think I'm a pretty mellow dude. 〘 Attaches emphasis to "mellow" by engaging in a full body sway. Allowing a -- @VileNirvanna

[Mᴀʟᴀᴄʜᴀɪ ℙᴀʀᴋᴇʀ @BlitheSociopath]

@VileNirvanna -- inquiry〙Breakfast is overrated.

[Mᴀʟᴀᴄʜᴀɪ ℙᴀʀᴋᴇʀ @BlitheSociopath]

Cool name, I think I might even like it enough to remember it. 〘 Shoulder lifts into a single indifferent shrug towards @VileNirvanna's --

[Mᴀʟᴀᴄʜᴀɪ ℙᴀʀᴋᴇʀ @BlitheSociopath]

Good afternoon!

I'm sure I was thoroughly missed.

[Mᴀʟᴀᴄʜᴀɪ ℙᴀʀᴋᴇʀ @BlitheSociopath]

Heading off for some shut-eye.

Don't miss me too much in my absence.

#[CleverCharacterTag]Out.

[Mᴀʟᴀᴄʜᴀɪ ℙᴀʀᴋᴇʀ @BlitheSociopath]

If you say so.

I knew you were slow, but I didn't think it was that bad. https://t.co/PStYkeUEwi

[Mᴀʟᴀᴄʜᴀɪ ℙᴀʀᴋᴇʀ @BlitheSociopath]

You're just realizing this now? https://t.co/PfQeRQjzds

[Mᴀʟᴀᴄʜᴀɪ ℙᴀʀᴋᴇʀ @BlitheSociopath]

It does actually.

Funny how that works. https://t.co/aQO9DAajwc

[Mᴀʟᴀᴄʜᴀɪ ℙᴀʀᴋᴇʀ @BlitheSociopath]

In your dreams. https://t.co/qmAlKbrrze

[Mᴀʟᴀᴄʜᴀɪ ℙᴀʀᴋᴇʀ @BlitheSociopath]

@VileNirvanna -- manner〙And you are?

[Mᴀʟᴀᴄʜᴀɪ ℙᴀʀᴋᴇʀ @BlitheSociopath]

Kai sounds cooler, duh.〘Vision spirals into a swift eye roll, prior to landing on @VileNirvanna, suddenly taking on a skeptical --

[Mᴀʟᴀᴄʜᴀɪ ℙᴀʀᴋᴇʀ @BlitheSociopath]

Stefano, who? https://t.co/PVWioDELPv

[Mᴀʟᴀᴄʜᴀɪ ℙᴀʀᴋᴇʀ @BlitheSociopath]

Why is it so hard for you to admit? https://t.co/EcuMeOTG2C

[Mᴀʟᴀᴄʜᴀɪ ℙᴀʀᴋᴇʀ @BlitheSociopath]

My name is, Kai. Short for Malachai. 〘A cringe erupts throughout upon uttering those words〙However, we don't go there. @VileNirvanna

[Mᴀʟᴀᴄʜᴀɪ ℙᴀʀᴋᴇʀ @BlitheSociopath]

Since it's true, correct? https://t.co/g3bQTWWl7G

[Mᴀʟᴀᴄʜᴀɪ ℙᴀʀᴋᴇʀ @BlitheSociopath]

It's handed out quite freely nowadays, @VileNirvanna. I'm one myself〘A broad grin extends from ear to ear, withholding pride in the concept〙

[Mᴀʟᴀᴄʜᴀɪ ℙᴀʀᴋᴇʀ @BlitheSociopath]

Can't even deny it. https://t.co/5sJ6AFU7MX