Chicago Blitz

One of the founding members of the USFL. We will always #BringTheBlitz

[Chicago Blitz @BlitzChicago]

In Dobby Dimes We Trust

[Chicago Blitz @BlitzChicago]

Also, please take care of Terry, @WranglersUSFL. He was our last remaining player from jump street, the one who saw the rebuild but won’t get to see the finish.

He will be welcome back for the parade, though.

[Chicago Blitz @BlitzChicago]

Come to papa…

[Chicago Blitz @BlitzChicago]

🤔

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I’m hearing we are NOT done on trades tonight. At least one more blockbuster coming through. Hold on to your butts!

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Breaking: Joe Burrow has a new home.

The @MIPanthersUSFL are sending the disgruntled star QB to the @BlitzChicago in exchange for Ridiculously Great QB Kirk Cousins and a 2024 2nd-round pick.

Both of these teams are “ALL IN!” per league sources.

[Chicago Blitz @BlitzChicago]

Our new-look receiver room is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Amari Cooper
Calvin Ridley
Mark Andrews
Chris Godwin
Terry McLaurin
Jordan Addison

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Three teams have crossed to 500-point threshold on the season, averaging 100+ points per game:

1. @FederalsUSFL 607
2. @BlitzChicago 589
3. @MIPanthersUSFL 548

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TRADE: The @BlitzChicago found a home for electric superstar RB Raheem Mostert, sending him to the Pittsburgh Maulers for future Hall-of-Fame WR Amari Cooper, per sources.

Both teams got immeasurably better today, per sources.

[Chicago Blitz @BlitzChicago]

We are shopping Raheem Mostert, who now has the Dolphins backfield to himself with De’Von Achane’s knee injury.

Sliiiiiide in those DM’s with your WR offers.

[Chicago Blitz @BlitzChicago]

@BETMMFantasy We did not realize he would spend Saturday night partying so hard. But all is forgiven since we found a way to win anyway.

[Chicago Blitz @BlitzChicago]

Congrats on landing the bag to our new superstar. We are ready to rock and roll.

[Chicago Blitz @BlitzChicago]

Thank you for believing in our abilities this season. Not many have in this league. Certainly not that dunce @USFLPigskinTalk

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@BlitzChicago looks to be in the @USFL2021 elite tier, and if they turn their RB depth into more WR depth, watch out.

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We are down to one undefeated team left after 4 weeks:

@FederalsUSFL

But they do not currently own the scoring title in the league. That would be @BlitzChicago.

Are these teams on a crash course toward the championship game?

[Chicago Blitz @BlitzChicago]

Come to papa.

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Time to own that wannabe reporter known as @USFLPigskinTalk, who just heard “Chicago” and “Taylor” and made up another sleazy rumor.

BREAKING: The @BlitzChicago are sending Mike Evans and Matthew Stafford to the Oakland Invaders for Jonathan Taylor.

[Chicago Blitz @BlitzChicago]

@USFLPigskinTalk Last we checked, 2-1 is better than 0-3 like your Vikings are. At least Captain Kirk can get some wins on our squad!

[Chicago Blitz @BlitzChicago]

We are averaging 10+ more points per game than any other team in the @USFL2021.

It just helps when you find guys like this in the rookie draft…

[Chicago Blitz @BlitzChicago]

@USFLPigskinTalk Appreciate the compliment! Especially from a guy who hasn’t updated his wardrobe or sourcing since the Cowboys were the dynasty of the NFL 😎

[Chicago Blitz @BlitzChicago]

Come to us with your depth concerns! We have a bench that scored 120+ last week:

Matthew Stafford
Raheem Mostert
Jerome Ford
Zack Moss
Terry McLaurin
Chris Godwin

Looking to upgrade at QB or WR/TE.

[Chicago Blitz @BlitzChicago]

Welcome back, face of the franchise! (An honor we surely cannot give to our starting QB 😬)

[Chicago Blitz @BlitzChicago]

Congrats to Pittsburgh.

We are heartbroken. Now considering a coaching change after management traded for DJ Moore and our coach did not play him ala Malcolm Butler in the Super Bowl.

We’ll be back.