USFL Pigskin Talk

We cover the @USFL2021 with honesty, candor, authenticity, and transparency, in order to enhance fan enjoyment and understanding.

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Hey, @WranglersUSFL . Wake up!! Your team is good. Do SOMETHING! 🤡 franchise.

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The last time the @USFL2021 Twitter account RTed a team account that wasn’t the @BlitzChicago was BEFORE THE SEASON STARTED!!!! The fix is in! This league is turdy and I’m investigating 🕵️‍♀️

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Can we vote you out like Kevin McCarthy? You both are turdy!

[USFL RapSheet @USFLRapSheet]

Mike is just salty because his preseason pick to win it all, the Oklahoma Outlaws, are stinking up the joint. He will blame injuries, but we were all cracking up the moment he made that stupid call.

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Maybe, I don’t know, play some damn defense!

[BetM&M @BETMMFantasy]

Not the best start at 1-3 but they've also faced the most points against. Could a run be coming?

[BetM&M @BETMMFantasy]

The @MIPanthersUSFL are 2-2 and averaging 98 ppg...and that's with Burrow averaging less than 8PPG. They could be playoff bound but that calf needs to get healthy to take another step forward.

[USFL Pigskin Talk @USFLPigskinTalk]

Finish higher than 7th place for once in your life and maybe I’ll give a shit.

[Chicago Blitz @BlitzChicago]

Thank you for believing in our abilities this season. Not many have in this league. Certainly not that dunce @USFLPigskinTalk

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SOURCES: Jonathan Taylor will not report to the @BlitzChicago. Taylor, who is on the PUP list, wants a new deal from Chicago. He feels his $32 salary is not enough.

[Chicago Blitz @BlitzChicago]

Come to papa.

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Talks between Chicago and Michigan broke down late last night. @BlitzChicago then pivoted to a different Taylor.

“Our fanbase is so stupid. They won’t know the difference,” a high-ranking Chicago source told me.

[USFL RapSheet @USFLRapSheet]

Time to own that wannabe reporter known as @USFLPigskinTalk, who just heard “Chicago” and “Taylor” and made up another sleazy rumor.

BREAKING: The @BlitzChicago are sending Mike Evans and Matthew Stafford to the Oakland Invaders for Jonathan Taylor.

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BREAKING: @BlitzChicago and @MIPanthersUSFL have agreed to a HUGE TRADE! Chicago is sending Austin Ekeler, Calvin Ridley, and Mike Evans to Michigan for a 3rd-round pick swap and the right to Taylor Swift’s fandom.

Credit me, @USFLRapSheet.

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I have heard some rumblings, but those of us with sources know we must confirm first. Want to put yourself out there and tell us what’s happening?

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Hearing a BIG TRADE (MASSIVE) is about to go down. You hearing the same thing, dweeb? @USFLRapSheet

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And yet you’re 2-1. Turdy defense from Chicago to start the year. They’re able to get guys high draft picks like Walker because they keep missing the playoffs.

[Chicago Blitz @BlitzChicago]

We are averaging 10+ more points per game than any other team in the @USFL2021.

It just helps when you find guys like this in the rookie draft…

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Hell yeah! #69

[BetM&M @BETMMFantasy]

@USFLPigskinTalk @MIPanthersUSFL 6-9

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@USFL2021 What a turdy suggestion. This is Twitter. Not X.

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Hey, @MIPanthersUSF. Did you trade your best WR for peanuts because Taylor Swift and/or her “boyfriend” told you to do so? What a turdy trade! “I’ve got a blank space, baby, and I’ll write your brain.”

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Hahahahahaha @ExpressUSFL, remember when you signed Brock Purdy?!?! You lost! #UTurdy

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Hey, @BETMMFantasy, what’s the line on the number of NFL games Taylor Swift attends the rest of season vs. games @MIPanthersUSFL wins the rest of the season? The Panthers are turdy want to bet against.

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Hey, @BlitzChicago . Congrats on the good start to the season. Maybe you’ll make the playoffs one of these years. Love the Twitter bio you’re still rocking. Never miss a small detail! #UTurdy

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Hey @MIPanthersUSFL and @SlingingItUSFL, congrats on your turdy-for-turdy trade. You both loss! You both still suck! I guess a terrible trade (both ways) can’t fix your franchises.

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I’m glad @USFLRapSheet is back covering football. Though, him covering that sissy baseball sport suited him well.

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SCOOP:

The San Antonio Gunslingers are going to select Zach Charbonnet, RB, Seattle at No. 5 overall, per sources.

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@MIPanthersUSFL Caleb Williams when he found out he has to live in Michigan.