Jeffrey Marvin

I'm not really a person, I just play one on TV. Ace. Any/All. 🖤🩶🤍💜

[Jeffrey Marvin @BlitzTiger]

So, earlier today I was looking at twitter on my phone and it thought I might be interested in tweets about traveling to Paris (why it thought that is another question), and gave me an example tweet that slightly missed the mark.

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

It’s the 9 year anniversary of my first Eiffel Tower style threesome and neither of them got me anything

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@pawsvtuber Yay I has same burfday as cute woof girl! Happy burfday!

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@rosiebellmoo Obviously you were having sex. You were naked, and all nudity is sexual of course. [/sarcasm]

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@pawsvtuber Hey, cool, seems like we're birthday buddies!

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@MTGNerdGirl One of my opponents: "I play my commander."
Me: "Oh right, we can do that..."

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@VoxyTwitch The traditional comedians' dilemma. If I'm happy, I'm non longer funny...

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@SmugAlana I know that second picture. That's a kitty daring you to rub the belly, and making no promises about what she'll do if you do. Purr, scratch, bite, it's all on the table.

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@JoeConyers Self promotion, obviously. Resume/Dating profile.

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@Subsourian You're right, they forgot The Lost Vikings!

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@DJSnM Phil Eklund's High Frontier so they can go to space while going to space!

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@pawsvtuber Sounds dangerous. You might want to run to cut that time down a bit...

[EckhartsLadder @EckhartsLadder]

Americans should not be letting this South African DEI hire fuck with their country.

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@DJSnM Like computer programming and doing math, space is women's work.

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@aliciaxlifeVT I think you forgot half of your hoodie...

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@OSPyoutube I'd be fine with skipping the initial cutscene and the opening escape, but I have a powerful need to watch y'all do character creation.

[autism hexafluoride @servomechanica]

i want the star wars show where after losing the joint strike starfighter competition the incom corp board of directors votes to sell their entire x-wing production run to terrorists

[Jeffrey Marvin @BlitzTiger]

@KarlSmallwood You've definitely done it again.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Anyone you see on your timeline right now praising RFK Jr. is a person you never need to take seriously on anything ever again.

It is difficult to overstate just how extreme, conspiratorial, and insane RFK’s views are, on vaccines, microchips & beyond. He’s Alex Jones in a suit.

[Jeffrey Marvin @BlitzTiger]

@limealicious @baovtuber I believe you'll find it's spelled Baoday!

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

No this actually happened. Even years AFTER World War II ended, the US government punished people who had expressed “premature anti-Nazi sympathies.” Meaning they punished people for having correctly opposed the Nazis before the US had officially joined the war against the Nazis.

[Jeffrey Marvin @BlitzTiger]

@peachypop_cos I'm very explicitly not checking the results, which is why I'm super relaxed. The fact that I'm awake at 3 AM chain smoking is probably unrelated...