Great nugget from Tymal Mills on his BBC podcast with Mark Wood: Alex Hales played golf on Thursday morning, shot his best-ever round, then headed down to Adelaide Oval and hit 86* in a World Cup semi-final
🚨 | BREAKING: Sick pranksters have added further insult to injury last night by placing a giant novelty dildo on top of the already vandalised statue of Baroness Thatcher.
We came out of it naturally the worst
Beaten and bloody and I was sick down my shirt
We were no match for their untamed wit
Though some of the lads said they'll be back next week
• Tories have announced that the next Prime Minister will be selected by an online ballot of Tory members only.
• Your reminder that Tories made it illegal for workers to hold strike ballots online. Must be done by post only.
The 2022 John Lewis ad will be a family burning their belongings for heat and to cook a rat for Christmas dinner while sadly looking at a photo of grandad who sacrificed his life for a packet of value pasta as a breathy slow version of ‘Things Can Only Get Better’ by D:Ream plays
Tyson Fury will be checking under his bed for Frazer Clarke tonight. That’s the most devastating pro debut in years. I’ve never seen anyone deal with Jake Darnell like that before.
🏉Merry Eggsmas, Rugger Fans! At least that's what you can say to fit in with GANT-ily clad Bootcut Boys who've set up shop in your local for the #GuinnessSixNations. You can refer to my trusted checklist for even more (bonus) pointers! Now let's all do the Haka in a packed pub🏉
@Danreed21 Awful. Embarrassing the whole tour. Hameed at no.1 has been awful, Malan hasn’t shown the standard he’s been at this year. Big change up needed when new contracts happen for the test team