BloatedandAfraid

Self-deprecating nostalgia is my vibe

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Whimsical Halloween music is all it takes to make me happy 🎃

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@_falsi1ke I got a job through a LinkedIn message from a recruiter

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@pengwyndolin My mom is from central PA and she talks so slow

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@thesoggyblanket I’m moving at 32.

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If I died and went to heaven, it would be Halloween in the 2000s

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@growing_daniel I had a homeless Jewish cousin. She was a drug addict that stole from her family.

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My grandma said I’m her favorite grandchildren, and I am riding that high until I die.

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@DanieltheWitz 🤣 NOW!

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I want to see Dumbledore and Grindelwald kiss in an HBO Heated Rivalry-like spin off. #harrypotter #harrypotterhbo

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The influencer to podcaster pipeline needs to be studied

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Apparently my Instagram algorithm is watching people eat in their cars

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Everything about my grandma’s house as a child felt haunted af. I refused to step foot in the room my great-grandmother died in. And that raggedy Anne doll in my mom’s childhood bedroom? NOPE

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Half the US prepping for a covid shut down flashback this weekend

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@cowboylikezain Bad take

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@ya0izzz I’m an identical twin. I’m gay and my brother is straight.

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

Companies would rather lose a good employee than fix their toxic management team.

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Leaving a mean, toxic boss was the best choice I could’ve made going into 2026 ✌️

[Viviennui @vivienigma]

as a kid i really thought being a kind, friendly, and caring person was gonna be a way more popular life choice for adults than it's turned out to be

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Not every show needs a spin-off or a reboot