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the only right wing I acknowledge is Bukayo Saka

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incredibly professional tone from @TeleFootball in speaking about an experienced player who's scored one fewer goal in the league than Ollie Watkins this season. Younger than Jordan Henderson, by the way.

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@HaterReport

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@Ahyesss18 @EduardoHagn @lequipe I love them both but Hincapie is the first choice left back now and Calafiori is made of biscuits. You can never have too much depth.

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@Ash_LFC7 @BBCMOTD

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masterclass

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@FPLMaineRoad If anybody wants a lesson on how to handle being marked by Saliba and Gabriel watch Joao Pedro tonight.

Brilliant.

You don’t fight them, you move round them.

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I've seen enough, bring him back

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Didn't have David Raya coming out as pro Al-Queda on my 2026 bingo card

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god you really can just say anything on the internet can't you

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@memphisdepi @TheFalseNein Martinez had a bigger role in Argentina winning the WC than Messi

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how's he scored three without phil foden on the pitch?

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he's done it again

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No getting around it: this Arsenal team stinks. That CL did a monumental amount of papering over the cracks, gonna have to be a big summer.

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Alan Partridge would be embarassed by how big this imaginary plate is

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2-0 to the #ThreeLions! 😁

@PhilFoden puts it on a plate for @EbereEze10 who effortlessly guides it into the top corner.

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I am going to become the joker

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Should this have stood? 🤔

Stina Blackstenius' goal was disallowed for a handball 👇

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@_LFCLOYAL_ @SkySportsNews the same amount of goals as your £300m trash haul from the summer

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@_Hakobian @Wanalyst007 @ZohranKMamdani we don't accept you, find another club ya weirdo

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chelsea fans are starving

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📊Arsenal went over 300 minutes without conceding an xGOT (expected goals on target) — an impressive defensive streak. But that level of control isn’t sustainable over time.

The moment Eddie Nketiah’s shot tested the opposition keeper, it marked the beginning of what could be a gradual regression.

The metrics suggest Arsenal’s defence has been overperforming — and soon, the goals they’ve been avoiding might start finding the net.

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one of these days that prick with the drum is going to accidentally stumble upon a rhythm and the entire ground will collapse in on itself