@Former_legend@fcttb_podcast @NDF_Electrical #GAM@MiaMalkova. Your @Fleshlight instructions ask me to "Sit back and relax" but then promise to "Release the Kraken!" onto my old fella as it "thrusts through intense trenches of spiky bumps"
You've scared me off and I'll now be settling for the curtains... #LoveTunnelOfDoom
@FOXNRL He monstered the Broncos in that finals Game in 2018 with the hatrick by 1/2 time but those type of games have been few and far between. Has continued a proud dragons tradition of having his best games in a rep jumper... Barrett, Frizell etc.
@Former_legend@fcttb_podcast @NDF_Electrical #GAM@GladysB. You've become much like the type of stripper that works at the same venue for far too long. Still very handsome, but the g-string has lost its elastic and we've seen that tired "Cherry Pie" routine a million times before... #ExpiryDate#NeedSomeFresherGirlsOnStage
@Former_legend@fcttb_podcast @NDF_Electrical #GAM @Normz35 and @JarrydHayne for their notable lack of Twitter activity lately. Can understand Haynesie might be having technical issues scraping down his balloon-knot smuggled phone with a poop shank... but what's doing Corey braaaah? Fanz need some content braaaah! #braaaah
@Former_legend@fcttb_podcast @NDF_Electrical #GAM learner drivers. Fuck me if you're not getting worse... a big shoutout to the magical L plated dickhat who felt that the best way to merge into 110kph traffic on the M5 was to come to a complete stop and wait for a gap the size of Sydney Heads. #6MinutesLater#GetOffMyRoad
@MarkGottlieb might be a valid point but for the fact that he doesn't even have to come back to Australia to play in these Olympics... good luck to him, he can sit at home with his millions and his broken shooting.