Chaos Agent

'Cause I'm praying for rain
I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way
I wanna watch it all go down

[Chaos Agent @Blockpolicysuck]

“Gee, these termites are annoying. Good thing we’ve identified that we have termites. No, we’re not calling an exterminator, why would we call an exterminator?”

[Fox News Politics @foxnewspolitics]

The report does not announce sanctions or legal action against the U.S.-based groups. Its central conclusion: Cuba treats traditional espionage, political advocacy and ideological influence as parts of a single long-term campaign against the United States.

Full details here 👇

[Chaos Agent @Blockpolicysuck]

@chaotichermes Unironically the only solution is to revert to an agrarian model. The status quo only prioritizes lines on a graph, so white women seek jobs in that system and get reshaped by the academic industrial complex. An agrarian society prioritizes strong families

[Chaos Agent @Blockpolicysuck]

@ZoomerHistorian Looksmatch

[Chaos Agent @Blockpolicysuck]

@financedystop There’s something poetic about this type of women being the most hardcore supporter of importing infinity Muslims, when Islam has the potential to (quite literally) beat this type of feminist grrlboss attitude into extinction.

[Chaos Agent @Blockpolicysuck]

@flaartblooger @LrdofthePlains 95% of Shermanposters would be appalled to know what he thought of the Natives. Then again 95% of Shermanposters are first generation at most

[Chaos Agent @Blockpolicysuck]

@TK422AtMyPost @25YearsAgoLive The actors aging is a valid concern. Can you imagine if we get to the point where the main kids are in their 20s having to play school kids?

[Chaos Agent @Blockpolicysuck]

@StraightFlorida @Medi4M4inStre4m A fellow Dragon in the wild!

[Chaos Agent @Blockpolicysuck]

@Mrgunsngear Do not swim in fresh water in Florida. Springs are okay because the water is clear, but rivers, ponds, and lakes are no go zones

[Chaos Agent @Blockpolicysuck]

@ZoomerHistorian Ship them all back, cut off all foreign aid, and embargo them. After a few generations natural selection will do its thing

[Chaos Agent @Blockpolicysuck]

@ChristianHeiens I’m pretty sure not a single leftist would care about Islam if the majority of Muslims were from Bosnia, Chechnya, Dagestan, etc.

[Chaos Agent @Blockpolicysuck]

Bank needs to get you something: “please allow 7-10 business days plus an additional 3-5 business days for processing”

Bank needs something from you: *phone call 1 minute after midnight on due date*

[Chaos Agent @Blockpolicysuck]

@SovEconomy Two things would happen in those 10 years:
1) Chinese fishing fleets would move in, hastening the decline of lobster population

2) rare lobsters would specifically be targeted, as every protected species seems to be an aphrodisiac in Chinese medicine

[Chaos Agent @Blockpolicysuck]

@CollinRugg This never used to happen when you had the old school TVs on the AV cart. Simpler times…

[Chaos Agent @Blockpolicysuck]

@aczeniepaneli @AlexanderPayton Can you curse Vishnu as a false god?

[Chaos Agent @Blockpolicysuck]

“Elite human capital”

[Chaos Agent @Blockpolicysuck]

When you hear/see the word “kindly” in a customer service context, you can be sure that your concerns will be disregarded and your issue will go unresolved

[Chaos Agent @Blockpolicysuck]

@TheBrancaShow I work in IT. The office has keurigs in the break room and signs asking to lift the lid after each brew to avoid clogging. The keurigs are constantly having to be repaired because the elite human capital can’t grasp this basic step

[Chaos Agent @Blockpolicysuck]

@AuronMacintyre Most important rule of Tampa: when the street names turn into numbers, run.

[Chaos Agent @Blockpolicysuck]

@4nt1p4tt3rn Did I wake up in 2005?

[Chaos Agent @Blockpolicysuck]

@dystopiangf It’s porn related, for sure, but it’s not the kind that’s geared towards men. It’s the kind you find in the “book” section at Target