Every time Sifuna hits another high . If you read this early feb . Whether you called it presidential inteligence briefings or you reacted with just wueh. You nod .
#Sifuna the rise & why his movement won't die.
Ruto just spent 40 minutes trying to create a false equivalence between our national values set out in the constitution and his so called “development”. Kenyans, please trust me when i tell you there is a reason the Preamble comes before Article 43. You don’t get to the “development “ clauses until and unless you have taken into account the reasons we passed this constitution in the first place. Democracy, Human Rights, Freedom, Equality, Rule of Law and Social Justice.
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The Call
Ring ring
"Hello, is that FIFA?"
"Yes."
"May I speak to the chairman?"
"Speaking."
"Oh! Mr. Chairman"
"Who is this?"
"It's Donald."
"Donald who?"
"Donald Big Bombs."
"Big what ! I beg your pardon?"
"I.R.A.N."
"I'm hanging up. I'm a busy man."
Ring ring
"Who is calling now?"
"It's Trump. Dummy."
"Mr. President! Good morning sir, how are..."
"Skip it. I need you to return the favour. Immediately."
"Which favour, sir?"
"The one where I gave you the honour of presenting me with that special award."
"The one the Nobel committee wouldn't.."
"Listen very carefully. I can have ICEA"
"I was joking, sir. Completely joking. You know I have the highest respect for... how can we make America great today, Mr. President?"
"That's for me to know and you to find out. What I need is simple. Make that red card disappear."
"The one against. but sir, that's impossible."
"Nothing is impossible to Trump. Make it go away Or ICEA.
You know our arrangement."
"May I ask why it matters so much?"
"Because Trump is going to be a hero before the midterms. That's why."
"Understood. But Mr. President please don't say you gave the order. Let it look like an independent correction of error. For appearances."
"You have my word."
And my word is my bond...the only thing I will talk about this game is congratulate Harry Kane incase they win:
"But why ?"
"To piss off that Norway 🇳🇴"
"It figures ...they denied you the ...:
"Moron. Go do your duty now "
"Offcourse Mr President. Lets me go make america great again"
"No its MAKE AMERICA WIN AGAIN for you"
Click
#FIFA #WorldCup.
The Call
Ring ring
"Hello, is that FIFA?"
"Yes."
"May I speak to the chairman?"
"Speaking."
"Oh! Mr. Chairman"
"Who is this?"
"It's Donald."
"Donald who?"
"Donald Big Bombs."
"Big what ! I beg your pardon?"
"I.R.A.N."
"I'm hanging up. I'm a busy man."
Ring ring
"Who is calling now?"
"It's Trump. Dummy."
"Mr. President! Good morning sir, how are..."
"Skip it. I need you to return the favour. Immediately."
"Which favour, sir?"
"The one where I gave you the honour of presenting me with that special award."
"The one the Nobel committee wouldn't.."
"Listen very carefully. I can have ICEA"
"I was joking, sir. Completely joking. You know I have the highest respect for... how can we make America great today, Mr. President?"
"That's for me to know and you to find out. What I need is simple. Make that red card disappear."
"The one against. but sir, that's impossible."
"Nothing is impossible to Trump. Make it go away Or ICEA.
You know our arrangement."
"May I ask why it matters so much?"
"Because Trump is going to be a hero before the midterms. That's why."
"Understood. But Mr. President please don't say you gave the order. Let it look like an independent correction of error. For appearances."
"You have my word."
And my word is my bond...the only thing I will talk about this game is congratulate Harry Kane incase they win:
"But why ?"
"To piss off that Norway 🇳🇴"
"It figures ...they denied you the ...:
"Moron. Go do your duty now "
"Offcourse Mr President. Lets me go make america great again"
"No its MAKE AMERICA WIN AGAIN for you"
Click
#FIFA #WorldCup.