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Every time Sifuna hits another high . If you read this early feb . Whether you called it presidential inteligence briefings or you reacted with just wueh. You nod .
#Sifuna the rise & why his movement won't die.

[Linus Kipaji @linuskipaji]

Everyone's comparing Sifuna to Ababu Namwamba.
They're missing the entire game.
Here's what political communication analysis actually shows: 🧵

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@DollyParton

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If you see the strange of Natlie Harp, sure some sprituality is involved. Complex. Probably she believes Trump is God and she an angel defender.
#NatalieHarp

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That @Railajunior apology should not have come unless if intention was "clever". Most learned of the event through it. A public apology not strategicaly writen serves as confirmation. Yea Bill Clinton was a master of public apologies. Students of communication study him.

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@lynn_ngugi1 Not sure what kenyans expect of Larry. When he was here some of many said he speaks with fake american teenage girl accent

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@LarryMadowo #larrymadowo

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@LarryMadowo 6 months ago published. Reddit called it "now this is a good post mambo ya kuachwa na kuachana mpeleke huko facebook" Larry Madowo road to CNN . Documentary
https://t.co/y4zJuxs3FN

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@dkmaraga @NationAfrica @tv47digital @StandardKenya @TheStarKenya @citizentvkenya @UGMParty @Maraga27 @KBCChannel1 @K24Tv @NationBreaking @linuskipaji Thread. Language as power

[Linus Kipaji @linuskipaji]

That gap between being qualified and being believed is where campaigns die.
It's where Hillary lost to Trump in 2016. It's where Martha Karua, despite astounding credentials, keeps falling short.
#MarthaKarua
#Matiangi
#Maraga

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@dkmaraga @NationAfrica @tv47digital @StandardKenya @TheStarKenya @citizentvkenya @UGMParty @Maraga27 @KBCChannel1 @K24Tv @NationBreaking Yes CJ constitution not only a name. Its action. 38 mentions with no implement= smokesscreen
Via @linuskipaji

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@GWR I might not be a fan but i respect greatness . He is great .
For the memories

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@FabrizioRomano https://t.co/fhSVP1dyMY

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The Call
Ring ring
"Hello, is that FIFA?"
"Yes."
"May I speak to the chairman?"
"Speaking."
"Oh! Mr. Chairman"
"Who is this?"
"It's Donald."
"Donald who?"
"Donald Big Bombs."
"Big what ! I beg your pardon?"
"I.R.A.N."

"I'm hanging up. I'm a busy man."

Ring ring
"Who is calling now?"
"It's Trump. Dummy."
"Mr. President! Good morning sir, how are..."
"Skip it. I need you to return the favour. Immediately."

"Which favour, sir?"

"The one where I gave you the honour of presenting me with that special award."

"The one the Nobel committee wouldn't.."
"Listen very carefully. I can have ICEA"

"I was joking, sir. Completely joking. You know I have the highest respect for... how can we make America great today, Mr. President?"

"That's for me to know and you to find out. What I need is simple. Make that red card disappear."

"The one against. but sir, that's impossible."

"Nothing is impossible to Trump. Make it go away Or ICEA.

You know our arrangement."

"May I ask why it matters so much?"
"Because Trump is going to be a hero before the midterms. That's why."

"Understood. But Mr. President please don't say you gave the order. Let it look like an independent correction of error. For appearances."

"You have my word."
And my word is my bond...the only thing I will talk about this game is congratulate Harry Kane incase they win:
"But why ?"
"To piss off that Norway 🇳🇴"
"It figures ...they denied you the ...:
"Moron. Go do your duty now "

"Offcourse Mr President. Lets me go make america great again"
"No its MAKE AMERICA WIN AGAIN for you"
Click
#FIFA #WorldCup.

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Spain or Portugal?
#WorldCup

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@FabrizioRomano Absolute cinema. History either way . Is it his last world cup ?

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What Kenyans say about each other when they think it's just among themselves.
Kenya's coat of many colours. Compiled from comment sections and WhatsApp forwards.
Whose bigotry is it really? 🧵

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@linuskipaji That's in our bulletins
Never a miss

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Suuu

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As always seeing what others miss .And calling it first

New thinking. Original thinking. The angle no one is seeing yet ? That's me
Cape Verde .#WorldCup

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Nairobians in SA . What's the true story
Mega thread . So insightful . Dig In

https://t.co/h3hBdYRH9X

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Patriots , leteni Gabriel Oguda hapo kwa line tumhudumie haraka haraka
#KTNpropaganda

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Breaking. Son of Meru Kiraitu Murungi betrayed the rainbow dream .
Show me the way?
Master . Here it is.
1.
Thread

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3. The dancefloor is now open .

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2.dont wince yet .