Katie

Minnesotan, mother, poet, blogger, resident dumbass, expert in general bastardry

[Katie @BloggingStaten]

I know I won't shut up about it but y'all there is so much dopamine in this album

#music #celticrock #ihavelistenedtothisentirealbumthirteentimesininthelastweek

[Katie @BloggingStaten]

@owltype A bitch can hope

[Katie @BloggingStaten]

If I have alcohol there is a 97% chance I will end up yelling about either @amazingdevilmus or Lord of the Rings and at this point I refuse to apologize

[Katie @BloggingStaten]

I meant to get tipsy and flirt with a dude I know but instead I am full on drunk and yelling at him about @amazingdevilmus and that is...VERY on brand for me honestly.

[Katie @BloggingStaten]

This weekend is gonna be hard.

(I'll delete this post before my friend is cognizant. But I hope I can see them soon and hug them and tell them how much I love them, and maybe somehow soon find another experience to share with them that meant as much as this show would have.)

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I was supposed to be seeing @hozier 8/17. But then one of my best friends (who I was going to the show with) had brain surgery for an aneurysm, which had complications, leading to an emergency second brain surgery, which failed, leading to a stroke, and they're still in the ICU.

[Katie @BloggingStaten]

Idk why I'm posting this. Sometimes you just gotta hurl your feelings into the void. But if you pray or send good vibes or whatever...do so for my friend's recovery, so I can buy them tickets to the next show, and every single one after that. The Universe owes us this.

[Anti-Heroin Chic - Submissions open. @Heroin_Chic_Mag]

"i worry less about how to avoid eternal damnation
and more about how i’ll navigate a life with the birds.
because i have to believe this isn’t forever. because
of the world to come. because mercy has a counterpart.
because grace. grace."

[Katie @BloggingStaten]

Oh look, I'm still writing. Sometimes. A little.

On SCOTUS's immunity ruling, and what it means to defend America this 4th of July.

https://t.co/f7E6ur23ub

#amwriting #blogging

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Once again Being Aware Of Things has ruined my day, thank u

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Help, I wore the wrong socks to the grocery store and now I want to rip my fucking skin off #neurodivergentproblems

[Katie @BloggingStaten]

"Now I know why your BUTT is so big, it's where you keep all your AUDACITY. --@knobblyfruit

Well thank you for noticing. I guess. 😂

[Katie @BloggingStaten]

@knobblyfruit YOU LOVE MEEEEEE

[Katie @BloggingStaten]

If you truly love someone, let them go. And by let them go I mean go to their place when they're stressed and hide tiny dicks all over their apartment in places they won't find for ages so that they're finding tiny penises for months.

You know who you are, and you're welcome.

[Katie @BloggingStaten]

@hankgreen Whoa, we're halfway there 🎶 😭😭😭

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OOPS I listened to Hozier too much and now my six-year-old occasionally sings about taking her whiskey neat 🤦🏼‍♀️

I promise she does not drink whiskey or know what "whiskey neat" means

[Katie @BloggingStaten]

Also a lil snacky snack will also keep me coming around so I mean. Relatable.

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Whenever I hear the line "honey don't feed me, I will come back," my brain goes, oh, if I give Hozier a lil treat, a lil snacky snack, he'll stick around and I can keep him.

I know that's not what it means but. The "feral cat that wants food and attention" vibe seems fitting.

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I am not an artist. I have no skill or history at drawing. Mine took me like two hours 😂😂😂 I am just a grown adult Doing Her Best.

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Once someone here tagged @michaelsheen in a drawing of him as an angry tomato or something? It sprung a convo w/ a friend about [emotion] [vegetable] Michael Sheen.

So my daughter & I wanted to try it. Here is Angry Broccoli Michael Sheen, by me and by my six year old. Enjoy.