sam 🥔

i am a llama eating a banana.

36. they/them.

[sam 🥔 @knobblyfruit]

I have weird friends. ❤️

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@kelli__green

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@kelli__green I'm pretty fond of him.

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i guess I'm not going to bed

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@kelli__green https://t.co/cuNTGKiO3n

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I've never had a nemesis before but WordleBot is begging for the title

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@kelli__green .... sims can shovel snow?

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@kelli__green I'll be honest, I think those are just Regular Guys (tm)

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once again, happy birthday to steven grant rogers and my dad ONLY.

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games that post updates but no patch notes.... why. I need to know. what did you do. why the secrets?

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😭

[Katie @BloggingStaten]

If you truly love someone, let them go. And by let them go I mean go to their place when they're stressed and hide tiny dicks all over their apartment in places they won't find for ages so that they're finding tiny penises for months.

You know who you are, and you're welcome.

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(it was comforting to know I wasn't the only one but also horrifying to know I wasn't the only one. america!)

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watching @hankgreen's "pissing out cancer" special was very therapeutic for me as someone who was diagnosed with a brain aneurysm 2 1/2 months ago and the doctors are sure taking their time taking care of it!!!

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it's one thing to know you have people who care about you, it's another to go through Some Shit and realize those people are bending over backwards to help out and they actually really do care. 🥹

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@kelli__green very nice!

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@kelli__green have them relax in bed and then watch TV.

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@kelli__green might be thinking of sims 2, I guess.

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@kelli__green I thought they could?

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@cindysgold lol, surprisingly no.

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me, after days of watching nothing but rug cleaning videos and playing power wash simulator: oh, I'm *Stressed*.