Blonde

Shade under the Pink Dome

[Blonde @BlondeStaffer]

Why does ABIA have the most disgusting bathrooms out of all the ones I have visited? The airport as a whole is great, but the bathrooms are nasty. @austintexasgov

[Blonde @BlondeStaffer]

Thanks for bringing me out of hiding Dan. This blonde staffer is dying to see how this session of Gossip Girl goes.... xoxo #txlege

[Scott Braddock @scottbraddock]

How @DanPatrick deals with GOP chairmen:
Chairman A is accused of sending pictures of his genitals to a grad student: "Let's wait and see."
Chairman B (who voted against school vouchers and tax caps) says Patrick's staffer can kiss his "backside": 48 hour ultimatum #Txlege

[Blonde @BlondeStaffer]

@lmcgaughy @RobMorroLiberty His public service today

[Blonde @BlondeStaffer]

Robert Morrow passing out a lovely survey to offices today. #txlege

[Evan Smith @evanasmith]

I realize he’s short, but I think you mean small-government https://t.co/PLQVtZaQ3K

[Blonde @BlondeStaffer]

If you don't open carry a sword while hunting hogs from a hot air balloon, don't even approach me. #txlege #TinderTagline https://t.co/iikSBSEIYx

[Scott Braddock @scottbraddock]

*This* is now the argument at the Texas Capitol. You're welcome #txlege

[Banana Republican 🍌 @BananaGOP]

See how your least favorite #txlege parody account came to be:
https://t.co/05XlRS2cnL

[Texas Monthly @TexasMonthly]

Our top ten best and worst lawmakers of the 85th #txlege drops Wednesday! Here's how you can get it early: https://t.co/umj4WrSKkT

[Blonde @BlondeStaffer]

@jmretta Then he passed that beer to @Victoria4Texas

[Blonde @BlondeStaffer]

We all had to drown our sorrows about #specialsession but who drives drunk anymore? #txlege https://t.co/JXuvfGO2nb

[Justin V. Concepcion @JV_Concepcion]

Basically... cc: @quorumreport #txlege

[Blonde @BlondeStaffer]

As the list grew #SpecialSession #txlege

[Sabino Pio Renteria @CM_Renteria]

Sums up the general mood around Austin after @GregAbbott_TX announced a special session starting July 18th. #txlege

[James M. Russell @jamesfortexas]

#TXlege #sinedie

[Evan Smith @evanasmith]

Now that @MattRinaldiTX has admitted calling #ICE, @BriscoeCain should release the video #txlege

[Blonde @BlondeStaffer]

@JoeBach @McKenzLTaylor @BonnieBruce @KyleBiedermann Heil, Team Biedermann 🤚🏼!

[Blonde @BlondeStaffer]

Meanwhile @KyleBiedermann recognizing his staff: "you know how important it is to have staff..." Yes-no one more than you. #txlege

[Evan Smith @evanasmith]

Another thing I’m watching for today: Retirement announcements at the front mike, some with blubbering #txlege