Bloomers

the twitter of the upstanding bloomers society ( university of pennsylvania)

[Bloomers @BloomersComedy]

Bloomers did it first @nbcsnl

[Bloomers @BloomersComedy]

And he laughed at our jokes, even.

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We have received confirmation that Luigi went to every Bloomers show during his time at Penn.

[x_c4tb0y_x @vampiric_shirin]

smoking weed when you're a boy with long hair must be like damn i'm so fuckin high and im a boy with long hair

[Bloomers @BloomersComedy]

New list of Azealia Banks beef just dropped

[Bloomers @BloomersComedy]

Hey guys I’m going to see diplo rn fuck you.

[Bloomers @BloomersComedy]

Just landed in Vegas yall are gonna hate me this weekend

[Bloomers @BloomersComedy]

Fuck I can’t stop hand-jiving at the sweat tour

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Where are you rn???!!!! I thought you might be coming to the high rises. Did you leave? Maybe go to the Perry World House? I run the Twitter for penns premier sketch comedy troupe and have been told I’m pretty.

[Jack Schlossberg @JBKSchlossberg]

REALLY STRUGGLING with

GROWTH vs VALUE distinction…

Less and less relevant... fundamentals all that matters.

Plus: Why not both ?

Anyone else feeling similar / same ?

September’s about half-way done — good time to reflect.

Thank you !!

[Bloomers @BloomersComedy]

this got pitched and rejected in the writers room today

[carey @cvsofficial_]

gnome chomsky

[Bloomers @BloomersComedy]

In my thesis seminar every week like “I have concepts of a plan”

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Bloomers Comedy’s plan for the economy has also been endorsed by the Wharton School (my consumer psych minor friend says I’m doing a good job with my grocery budget)

[Bloomers @BloomersComedy]

HES SO HOT

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Do you guys think she’s doodling or what

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Live tweeting durrrr

[Bloomers @BloomersComedy]

Do you guys think I’ll find a boyfriend at the Waxahatchee concert

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Wish I had mind reading powers right now (waiting for another comedy troupe to finish deliberations)

[anna!! @meghanmarklstan]

Michael from campus apartments keeps sending mice into my kitchen bc he wants me

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Coming to terms with the fact that Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are my Kaylor, which could mean nothing

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Bloomers writes Sabrina Carpenter’s Nonsense outros when

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So sorry to my neighbors all my roommates are gone so I’ve really been taking it upon myself to test the acoustics of every part of the apartment