Blu Magic

Tailor/ Fashionista, Artist(e), Linguist, imaginative thinker, Poet, Hiker, Lover of Nature and Life...
A CReATivE FrEAk with zero tolerance for Stupidity.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

It was great joining Njideka Akunyili Crosby — a gifted Nigerian-born, Los Angeles-based artist — to unveil our first portrait together. This piece reflects so many chapters of Michelle and my story, and we’re thrilled that it will be on display in the Hope and Change lobby at the Obama Presidential Center starting this Juneteenth.

[Dr Joe Abah, OON @DrJoeAbah]

Gentlemen, when someone misbehaves, do not react so angrily that your response overshadows the initial misbehaviour and now becomes the issue.

Don’t end up being the one needing to apologise when you were initially the victim of bad behaviour.

Be clear that you will not accept or tolerate the misbehaviour, but be measured in how you express your disapproval. This is especially important when you are in a position of authority over the other person. It is also especially important in your relationship with your woman.

I am Ezemmuo. I know things.

[Scooby @Ewatomiby]

As a man wey dey plan settle down, if your woman no fit dey sort out one or two bills when you no dey around…. You fit no follow us reach old age oo🧏🏾‍♂️

[Lit! @JusttLit]

Many of you Nigerians are so ridiculous. Sending your account numbers to terrorists because they are doing giveaway. You have zero shame and even fear. Blood money and you’re scrambling for your share. Embarrassing.

[Inibehe Effiong @InibeheEffiong]

Bola Tinubu and Remi Tinubu are a perfect illustration of what it means to marry one’s type.

A vicious couple bonded by destructive and greedy proclivities.

Zero empathy.

All they care about is political power and total state capture.

When will this nightmare end in our country?

[Blu Magic @BluBlooder]

@Princeponfa Sorry for the loss bro, may God comfort you and your family.

[Blu Magic @BluBlooder]

@mrmaobi @lekan_olayinka1 Man is talking Jos, you're talking Enugu. Allow him to go to Enugu and make a review.

[Lekan Olayinka @lekan_olayinka1]

I’ve been in Jos for like 5 days now and I have a lot to say.

Firstly, I never knew a people could be this nice and kind and respectful.

I almost felt sick because I never knew people could still be like that.

Lagos has fried my brain. People call you Sir while offering every service to you.

From the suya guy to the super market attendant to the local restaurant to every single person.

I’ve never seen this before in my life. In Lagos, the way I know the food in a restaurant would be good is if the woman is rude.

I never trust the food of a polite food seller in Lagos.

But I’m here where everyone treats you with respect.

Then things are cheaper. The uber that will normally cost 10 million naira here in Lagos is 2,500 here.

I’ve never seen life lived like this before. I see clear road everywhere.

I’m not scared of holding my phone carelessly.

Hotel is cheap with free WiFi. Omo. Jos na place.

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

Foreign companies would come to Nigeria be running a program that pays workers and contractors well and as and when due. The moment they believe they established a stable system in Nigeria and hand over supervisory authority to Nigerians, BOOM!

Everything starts having hiccups. Everything delayed or entirely stopped. Employment of genuine experts die.

Who do you know or who sent you, starts. Everything starts to die.

Like government like peoples.

[Ma-Sengane💅🏿 @_ayanda_sengane]

This guy lied on his CV and got the job. Fake degree, fake experience, everything.
Months later HR found out and fired him immediately. He signed, packed up, and left quietly.
That same afternoon—the system crashed. Payroll, emails, everything down.

IT couldn’t fix it. Senior engineers tried. Nothing worked.
Then someone said it: only he ever understood that system.
HR called him. He picked up: “I don’t work there anymore.”

The system stayed down for hours… until they rehired him on a higher salary.
He then said, Next time, verify skills before verifying CVs.💀

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Tinubu has so underperformed that we have forgotten how bad Buhari was. We knew it was going to be worse than Buhari’s tenure, but it was unimaginable that a country could be this bad.

[Nwa Eze @Tallesty_]

This lady sent me a message that she is hungry.

I ask her "are you hungry or is there no food in the house?"

I asked because I understand their situation.

She said there is actually no food in the house, so I asked her to think of what to cook and come take the money.

She said she doesn't want to eat homemade meals. She wants to go to lace and eat rice.

I said okay.

I had my bath and then went over to their house and gave her father some money.

If they cook, make she no chop.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Try dey comot. Na outside you go meet people.

[Davido @davido]

I can’t lie we entertainers .. we Dey fuckup I won’t lie including me … we need to speak up … it’s too much injustice goin on .. our country don go 💔🇳🇬

[Timø @Purrymann113]

Because this is how Nigerians believe they would escape poverty.

[Panmun Jeremiah @OriginalPeejay]

Picture 1: The Berom Militia
Picture 2: The victim
Picture 3: The victim's weapons

This is what Nigerian Government want us to believe.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Death is certain. The hour is not.

[Malume Malusi @UncleCul]

Anything lower than where I am and UNICEF might have to step in 😩😭

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

3 years and we haven't seen the point of the subsidy removal...