Ashleigh

Director of Religious education, aspiring librarian, hoarder of books, terrible poet, mom of three, married to @bobfusonmusic, all out of bubblegum.

[Ashleigh @BlueBookwormUNO]

Wonder if I have time to squeeze in 15 mins of stress weeping today….

[Ashleigh @BlueBookwormUNO]

Not mama bear like fiercely protective
Mama bear like all I want to do is eat and sleep and my kids’ 0% likelihood of survival without me

[Ashleigh @BlueBookwormUNO]

“If they have all that money couldn’t they have built a better submarine??”
- my 14 y/o AuDHD son

[Clarry Ellis 🌻🦪🏴‍☠️ @clarryellis]

@Wonton_Goodsoup 111 years later and RMS Titanic is still undefeated vs the idle rich.

[Winston A. Marshall @TheSwaggyBlerd]

@ReignOfApril And there is something so twisted about these rich mediocre white men, going underprepared, to visit a mass grave of primarily poor folks who were prevented from reaching life boats because there were only enough for a handful and it all went to other overly confident rich folks.

[Ill Advised Gaming @SocialJusticeGM]

@dianelyssa Me *has a marine biology and criminology degree*

Me *hears the sea being angry and committing crimes*

Me: My time has come.

[Ashleigh @BlueBookwormUNO]

@JustVisiting805 @cmclymer I don’t think these are the types of people who seek out humbling experiences.

[Ashleigh @BlueBookwormUNO]

@strangesparrow Yes.

[Amanda Wong @amandawtwong]

Did it ever occur to that poor mother in Beauty and the Beast that six eggs are too expensive because the town bully is eating five dozen eggs every morning?

[ReadingDanger @ReadingDanger]

As someone who was a young earth creationist until my early 20s, let me tell you that live debate only confirms bias.

You have to want to know what IS true, and then you have to follow up on claims. Lies are entertaining, which is why liars love spectacle.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

It’s all fun and games being a trinket girl until you have to move

[Ashleigh @BlueBookwormUNO]

@SWDCJohnO @KarenKilgariff @thedollop Oh wow this sent me. When we least expect him - the Cofishioner.

[Ashleigh @BlueBookwormUNO]

@bobfusonmusic Lol don’t let them find out what the UU’s are doing!

[Ashleigh @BlueBookwormUNO]

@ReadingDanger !!! Wow @HarperCollinsCh

[First Lady Elonia Musk @bobby_strings]

@RVAReid When I was a horny teenager, angry fathers never stopped me from sleeping with girls.

Angry fathers did however stop me from sticking around to be a caring and respectful long-term boyfriend.

[Ashleigh @BlueBookwormUNO]

Brought my kids to the pool and they look like wealthy, Victorian era children who have been ordered to take air by the sea lol we pale af

[Ashleigh @BlueBookwormUNO]

@bobfusonmusic

[Ashleigh @BlueBookwormUNO]

@bobfusonmusic Getting ready to hear “no, we won’t be home for the holidays”, “no you cannot see your grandchildren”…