Sarah ♡

i make things.

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of Taco Bell

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

u should be able to order a chocolate chip cookie medium rare

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

Losing the voting rights bill and getting woke M&Ms instead feels about right

[Gritty is the Way @Gritty20202]

2019: avoid negative people
2020: avoid positive people
2021: avoid people
2022: a void

[delia @delia_cai]

[me arriving late to things] sorry supply chain problems

[I appreciate you. @DeeLaSheeArt]

Having a pet is so therapeutic cause you’ll be in a bad mood & you’ll look over & they’re just sitting there being all cute & it’s like you know what, you’re right

[Ari Berman @AriBerman]

A Supreme Court where 5 of 6 conservative justices were appointed by GOP presidents who initially lost popular vote & confirmed by senators representing minority of Americans are taking away voting rights & reproductive rights from millions of Americans. This is not democracy

[Sarah ♡ @BlueButtonBoho]

@HmJileswrites Haven’t seen this on the thread yet… https://t.co/6wazOiLaZB

[Haley OC @MILFWEEED]

I want to have a party where everyone brings their favorite Trader Joe’s product and a joint

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

Blue Lives Matter - except Jan. 6th
Tough on terrorists- except white nationalists
My body, my choice! - for masks & vaccines only
Cancel culture’s bad - except when I do it
Deport undocumented - except my nanny
No big govt - except banning private business requiring proof of vax

[tate @50FirstTates]

dog: *in tears* i was barking but-

judge: take ur time

dog: he still went to work

jury: *audible gasp*

[jarrett sleeper @jarrettsleeper]

Domestic partnerships: mostly interrupting your partner to force them to look at your shared pet. You do this as if it were an emergency. You do this with a raised voice and an unpleasant intensity. Pet looks the same as yesterday and five minutes ago. That doesn’t matter. Look.

[Kim Bhasin @KimBhasin]

me just trying my best

[Julia Moser @juliamoserrrr]

There are a lot of Jane Fonda moments to love but this is my favorite

[Sarah ♡ @BlueButtonBoho]

is it bad if i’m basically half that age and literally have jolly ranchers in my purse at this very moment?

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

what candy are you gonna carry around in your purse when you hit 70? mines gonna be jolly ranchers

[sopranos out of context @oocsopranos]

“why don’t you have your camera on?”

me:

[Visit Santa Cruz County @visitsantacruz]

Tonight’s sunset gave a nice little glow to this lovely stretch of #SantaCruz coastline...

📷 | Ben Ingram Visuals