Blue Collar Cis

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[Blue Collar Cis @BlueCollarCis]

Over the defender with no backboard

[Blue Collar Cis @BlueCollarCis]

@SStricklandMMA Clock tavern

[Blue Collar Cis @BlueCollarCis]

@mattwritesbooks

[N.M.A @peculiarchichii]

Husbands with tiny penises;

Blend banana and raw egg, take it consistently for the first 10 days.

Thank me later.

[Blue Collar Cis @BlueCollarCis]

You can have both

[Cigarette Nostalgia @CigsMake]

27-year old men in America are having to make a difficult decision

[Viva La Stool @VivaLaStool]

“Summertime dude. This shit is fuckin lit” -@rone on @BarstoolYak

[Blue Collar Cis @BlueCollarCis]

Kate it’s time for us to fly north

[Kate @Katiemoneygrabz]

Don’t know what it is but every May I start craving cigs again with the same type of intense natural instinct that tells a bird to fly back north

[Blue Collar Cis @BlueCollarCis]

Says who

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

bartender here. guess what: robots are never going to be programmed to take a beer off your tab because they feel sorry for you after your wife took the kids

[Blue Collar Cis @BlueCollarCis]

Aight seeing

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Pretty crazy draft night. Didn’t see this coming, thank you.

[Blue Collar Cis @BlueCollarCis]

@MccuskerBilly thoughts?

[Blue Collar Cis @BlueCollarCis]

Would love to see a photo of them taking this photo

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: A Stunning new image has been released as it was captured by the Artemis II crew reveals Earth from deep space, as they continue their historic journey around the Moon.

[Blue Collar Cis @BlueCollarCis]

Why

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

ARTEMIS II🚨: In the mission, the 4 astronauts will travel 400,000 km from Earth, which would be the farthest any human has ever gone in all of humanity.

[Blue Collar Cis @BlueCollarCis]

Had a finger slip while whipping my ass and I got shit all up my finger nail. Damn it.

[Aspersion Caster @AspersionCaster]

Alex Jones is a dawg

[Ron Shillman @shillman1]

Twitter has gotten so bad, I’m watching the news to get the news.

[Blue Collar Cis @BlueCollarCis]

I literally don’t see an ounce of beer??

[naiive @naiivememe]

Peak male happiness

[Blue Collar Cis @BlueCollarCis]

Didn’t know they sold pussies at goodwill

[vandul @_vandul]

Found this at goodwill today

[Blue Collar Cis @BlueCollarCis]

Banker

[Blue Collar Cis @BlueCollarCis]

Imma get my gas up before Saturday to drive to your mom’s house, nerd!

[toddstarnes @toddstarnes]

You might want to gas up your car before Saturday...

[Blue Collar Cis @BlueCollarCis]

Doing this shit tomorrow yo

[Mac @moneylinemac_]

I still can’t get over the fact that getting hammered at a Chinese restaurant is like a foreign concept to people outside of New England

[Blue Collar Cis @BlueCollarCis]

Buy emergency supplies before Monday...

- Food
- Gasoline
- Water
- Flashlights

Most people have no idea what's about to go down.

Get prepared ASAP