DJ

Wife. Boy Mom. Part-time wild child. ENFJ ♌️ Global Event Manager + Marketing Nerd. Wine connoisseur. Forever a @UF Gator 🐊 Only here to rant & talk CFB.

[DJ @BlueEyedRiot]

Being a parent is 70% arguing about bath time and picking up the same 5,389 toys everyday.

[DJ @BlueEyedRiot]

Hello depression, my old friend.

[DJ @BlueEyedRiot]

6... Yes, SIX pregnancy announcements today. I’m not bitter or jealous. Nope, not me... 🤬😩💔😭 Infertility sucks...

[DJ @BlueEyedRiot]

@rachelxoxxo Lol My other favorite is “we need to talk later”. NO. NOW!!

[Jachai Polite. @RetireMoms]

Get your Boarding pass Ready for the Mullen Train 🚂💯

[Southeastern Conference @SEC]

#RelationshipGoals #SECATL

[Rowdy Reptiles @UFRowdies]

The floor is FSU

[Tangled Trouble @tangled_trouble]

A humble heart and grateful soul, that's sexy

[Bandersnaaatch @Bandersnaaatch]

Balance is a tricky little fucker.

[DJ @BlueEyedRiot]

Am I the only one not thrilled about the switch to Jordan? I get why.. but meh...

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Think you are chill and laid back? Watch your kid build and decorate a gingerbread house without intervening.

[Kyley King Gray @kyley_king]

He’s cracked the code we didn’t even know we had https://t.co/ymL22ZVUkR

[Cameron Esposito @cameronesposito]

I can’t tell yet

Should just only old white dudes make all the rules forever or no

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

My current fitness goals are "We'll fix this in January."

[Art E McFly @SabotagedSmoke]

I'll gauge my worth to you by your efforts when I'm at my lowest. Did you quit? Did you pull me close? Was it easier to let go than to hold on?

The work speaks for itself.

[DJ @BlueEyedRiot]

We got that love, the crazy kind. In the end, it’s him and I ∞