Tangled Trouble

You say dumb blonde - my financial statement says otherwise. A slice of sassy suburbia.

[Moe @macchiatonumb]

*Opens twitter with my eyelashes*

[Tangled Trouble @tangled_trouble]

We didn't choose the pods but you and I remain a perfect pair of sweet peas just the same 👸👸

[Miss Southern Stems @MsSouthernStems]

You warm the cockles of my heart....but what are they exactly?

[Tangled Trouble @tangled_trouble]

Eating the cookies taste so much more delicious than deleting them

[Tangled Trouble @tangled_trouble]

The road to the bright side leaves me warm and the right amount of sun kissed - warm wishes to you xo 👸

[BŁØŃDĮĘ @paulablu22]

It's not just a day to celebrate when your sperm penetrated an egg.
Happy Father's day to the dads who remain true to their offspring. ❤

[Tangled Trouble @tangled_trouble]

Never quite figured out what a last hurrah is but I may be approaching it...

[818 @818Newbie]

No one ever really leaves Twitter.

[Donna T @sweetg35]

Never put your key to happiness in someone else's pocket.

[Saertje @SaertjeMirror]

Falling apart in the right hands can mean everything comes together.

[☥ ᎦᏞᎽ ℬᏒᎥᎪᏒ ☥ @BriarSlyMalice]

Perhaps we should stop trying to see through each other...

...& simply try to see each other through instead.

[boob bank @irishblondii]

You my dear are a bad ass !! Keep on truckin'

[☯️ LipPlush ☯️ @LipLush1]

When the dust settles ..

.. what remains is real

[Sassy Cupcake @SassyTexasGal]

A good father is so important, especially for girls. If you have/had a good father, you're blessed.

[Fly J @FlyJ_]

So the moral of the story is: don't trust strangers on the internet.

[Tangled Trouble @tangled_trouble]

You can wipe the slate clean but you'll always be dirty

[Tangled Trouble @tangled_trouble]

Keep on sweeping it...under the rug life

[Tangled Trouble @tangled_trouble]

The dirtiest martini and a bath that's the bomb...unplug life

[Tangled Trouble @tangled_trouble]

Wraps you up in Sweetness...hug life

[Tangled Trouble @tangled_trouble]

Maybe you should try another size...snug life