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Creepy Old male pervert - wearing Vans; avi is NOT me.

[Shea My Name @sheann828]

I took all your songs off my playlist today

[Pending @WineandFreckles]

Amusement parks are not amusing

[lals @Alanascottish]

I hate sitting in traffic. Because I always get ran over

[818 @818Newbie]

@1690OrangeLily It’s never win-win

[818 @818Newbie]

@ShortyStacked it’s fun to watch people prancing shoeless on hot asphalt

[Betty @BoomBoomBetty]

*reading instructions on how to escape killer bees

“Run away, get inside, and turn off lamps so they’re not attracted to the lights.”

This is my action plan for avoiding neighbors, so I’m ready for this.

[Jan·da·līze ☆ @Jandalize]

I just want someone that'll perfectly cut the crust off my sandwiches.

[818 @818Newbie]

@Jarhead44 @AngryRaccoon2 ever ‘burn’ a copy?

[Jarhead @Jarhead44]

I'm old enough to know what "turn" the channel and "dial" a number really means.

[lals @Alanascottish]

Here’s a picture of me with REM. That’s me in the corner

[sweatpants cher🔸 @House_Feminist]

I used to only be interested in dating older men and now I just want to be with someone who watched the same cartoons that I did as a kid

[Leah @leahlawasx]

Death is calling my name. SOS