Moe

Writer of all the lies. Gamer. stream coming soon. Overwatch/ Hearthstone 🤓 sorry not sorry I'm not here much

[Moe @macchiatonumb]

They say women only use 10% of their anger

[Moe @macchiatonumb]

@stryten I’ll maybe be on tomorrow 🙂

[Moe @macchiatonumb]

When your friends try and bully you to tweet

[Moe @macchiatonumb]

@iamrockygranada You made it! Now we need to get you Dimond before season ends haha

[Moe @macchiatonumb]

@iamrockygranada Ikr! Lol I'll be on this weekend some! Maybe tonight idk. I've been playing Destiny 2 a bit 🤓

[Moe @macchiatonumb]

@jonnysun ik I've been gone a while, but who took your old avi? 😮

[Moe @macchiatonumb]

@_Tempo11 L! 🤗

[Moe @macchiatonumb]

@SardonicTart bets 🤗

[LTB @_Tempo11]

[Me at the bar]

"Ugh everyone here has scoliosis"

[Little Greenis @DurtMcHurtt]

I never understood why they were called chicken tenders until I let one caress my face.

[Moe @macchiatonumb]

[Please don't heart this]

Taking a few weeks off for vacation! I'll miss all of you 🙃 maybe I'll peek in and get some of ya 😘🙌 maybe...😏

[Moe @macchiatonumb]

On a scale of one to butt

How hurt are you?

[Tony @tsm560]

The last thing I wanted to be when I grew up was an adult.

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

Fuck organic. There, I said it.

[Blind Chow @BlindChow]

STEWARDESS: omg the plane's about to crash but the SOS message can only be 140 characters! what are we going to do??

ME: *slowly stands up*

[Moe @macchiatonumb]

Men are like lobsters
As in you want to boil them in water
Break their legs off, butter them up
And devour their soul

[❤️‍🔥Sardonic Tart❤️‍🔥 @SardonicTart]

*Looks up from phone*

"Omg I'm 89."

[June O'Hara @juneohara65]

YES I'M JEALOUS OF YOUR GOLDFISH. MENTAL ILLNESS RUNS IN MY FAMILY.

[Moe @macchiatonumb]

Retweeting my way to the bottom

[Moe @macchiatonumb]

I'll give you advcie when I learn how to spell it