Johns Liver

Burning down the memory palace!

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Mauritanian cinnamon shipment

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@pearlythingz You can upgrade the ai that writes your posts for only like 20 bucks a month. It can make it sound more natural... the way humans speak. Seems like a no brainer.

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Blue's first scheduled live stream https://t.co/hCT1pK85Fl via @YouTube

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Mauritanian cinnamon shipment

https://t.co/gRhmlh9oEz

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Time Travel Breathing https://t.co/P0F5rpVJKg via @YouTube

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@pearlythingz I smell the seed of a new skit for your channel

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@micah_erfan Haven't seen a delivery that stiff since my stint as a shipping clerk at a dildo factory

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Was working on a joke for Halloween and had to toss it on the s*** heap because, apparently, the younger generation no longer refer to the human ass as "buns." Tragic on so many levels. It will crush at the old folks home. What is better than buns? A loss for us all.

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Papa's talking in a funny way. Something about going 40 rounds with a leprechaun and a parallel dimension. It's going over my head... already small...the brain inside ...even smaller, probably about the size of a walnut.
#squirrel #squirrel🐿
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Working on my leprechaun costume starting with the accent. Not sure whether I'm going to be the horror leprechaun or just a generic leprechaun with a hatred for squirrels. https://t.co/OhPu1QB6wJ

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@GregKoreman @ImpulseGear Hi there. Trying to reach someone to advise that Larcenauts matchmaking has been down for 24 hours. Please advise. Thank you!

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I think Robert Palmer was really talking about sex in his 80's hit "Addicted to Love." I tried singing it as "Addicted to Sex" and it wasn't quite as catchy. I can see why he went with "Love."

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I grew up with Roger Moore but I am starting to take a shine to this Sean Connery fella. He once punched a real life mobster in the face!

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I never understood the expression "He folded like a cheap suit." You're telling me expensive suits can't be folded?

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I don't like to "toot my own horn." I much prefer a sensuous and extended saxophone 🎷 solo that tells the epic story of my many accomplishments.

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When Joe Rogan goes "mmmm!" you know the real knowledge just got dropped.

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My push notifications are currently off but, with the push of a button, I can "stay connected." Nah. Nice try, technology!

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Dreams of the sulfuric stenches of hell but when I woke up the dog had her butt in my face.