☂meg ☂

my dad thinks i’m funny

[☂meg ☂ @BlueMoon_Meg]

i’ll be at my lowest and facebook will friend suggest to me the worst teacher from my high school and my situationship from years ago

[☂meg ☂ @BlueMoon_Meg]

@leatinseason is that willne studios?!

[☂meg ☂ @BlueMoon_Meg]

i exclusively flirt by telling men they should get a mullet

[☂meg ☂ @BlueMoon_Meg]

@Cretaceous27738

[☂meg ☂ @BlueMoon_Meg]

@moremarriott thanks for letting me harmonize irl with you 🙂‍↕️

[☂meg ☂ @BlueMoon_Meg]

@moremarriott BUSy schedule

[Arthur @ArthurTV]

yes, life may at times seem like a never-ending cycle of cleaning the dishes and doing the laundry, but that means that life is also a constant cycle of home-cooked meals and clean comfy clothes

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

when i’m bored i like going in maps and staring in the direction of my long distance friends while i text them

[☂meg ☂ @BlueMoon_Meg]

@smallbenshapiro cathy mention!

[rashomon nesterović @orbrealm]

having your grandkids call you shit like "pap-pap" or "peepaw" is so undignified. if i ever have grandchildren, they will refer to me only as Dr. Grandfather

[☂meg ☂ @BlueMoon_Meg]

im so annoying and i’ve been dressing a lot better recently, so im just WAITING for the day for some tiktoker with a tiny microphone to think he’s gonna have a gotcha moment when he asks me the capital of brunei or nigeria

[hannah @vanghostkid]

huge day for those of us who've never used chatgpt and also have superiority complexes

[ً @cryst6ls]

idgaf if you’re bisexual clean your room

[☂meg ☂ @BlueMoon_Meg]

@milomumbles i be sipping on degaf coffee

[☂meg ☂ @BlueMoon_Meg]

living in the north east means our tumbleweeds are just heinous clumps of oak pollen

[☂meg ☂ @BlueMoon_Meg]

@marriottupdated boston ! (cambridge)

[☂meg ☂ @BlueMoon_Meg]

i was explaining what a parasocial relationship was to my grandfather and he said “oh that’s what i have with @nytdavidbrooks”

[wor$⃝t aaron in america @rornronrnron]

boston ppl when their friend is trying to drive drunk: