Blue Pencil Comedy

The official Twitter account of Blue Pencil Comedy. Also, the unofficial Twitter account of the out-of-work cast members from Greg the Bunny.

[The Women's Comedy Show @OUwomencomedy]

@BluePencilTweet @BlackSheepOU Sup, fam. RT 4 RT.

[Another Emily @EmiPyle22]

In the mood to eat a sandwich, chug a bottle of NyQuil and sleep until the rapture happens.

[Jessica Ensley @jessicaensley]

About to watch #LittleMermaid2 and I'm prepared to be let down

[Joe Lalonde @Joe_Lalonde]

Havent tweeted in awhile cuz i was so busy looking at everyone else's tweets, but sometimes u gotta remind yourself why u logged in #ToTweet

[Eudora Peterson @eudorapeteyson]

Now i lay me down to bed
A sheet mask stretched across my head
If i should die before 8 o clock
That's one less pimple i'll have to pop

[ryan @r_priest_]

my favorite pastime is talking about what I would do with #Powerball money but never buying a ticket and also never working hard 4 anything

[Caz Finnegan @CazFinnegan]

*taps chest, looks Allen in the eye*

"I'm the Santa Claus now."

[ryan @r_priest_]

Siri, are Jedi's circumcised with light sabers?

[Blue Pencil Comedy @BluePencilTweet]

@AldenLibDigital @ohioathena It's good to know that we are part of a great tradition of futility.

[Gab @GabbiIsAlright]

DANNY DEVITO: EMAIL ME @ [email protected]

[Blue Pencil Comedy @BluePencilTweet]

Today's the day! 2nd annual "What Else Are You Doing?" Comedy Extravaganza! Bring friends, pals, anyone in between. https://t.co/Xc9sEfviYu

[Blue Pencil Comedy @BluePencilTweet]

Hate icebreakers? Us too... Hi! We're Blue Pencil Comedy and we have a show Aug. 24. Come on out!

[Jill @xoxoOpossumGirl]

"NO! NO! PLEASE FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY NO!" -Tony the Tiger

[ryan @r_priest_]

I call taking a benedryl "poppin a Benny" so it sounds like I'm partying and not just going to bed before 9

[Blue Pencil Comedy @BluePencilTweet]

Thanks for hosting, @SparkTabor, we look forward to hearing you say funny stuff in Athens soon.

[Spark Tabor @SparkTabor]

@BluePencilTweet was great to work with, you guys should check them out especially if you go to @ohiou

[Blue Pencil Comedy @BluePencilTweet]

On the show: @CazFinnegan, @AlexMWinfrey, @HannahTicoras, @jessicaensley, @ChaseMontavon, @TaylorLessThan3, @SparkTabor, and @Joe_Lalonde

[Blue Pencil Comedy @BluePencilTweet]

Feeling philanthropic in Columbus tonight? BPC members/alums will be performing at Sidebar for the Ronald McDonald House. Doors open at 7.