Gab

I'm not a woman, I'm not a man. I am something that you will never understand. -Prince.

[Gab @GabbiIsAlright]

Yo.... if you thought I was gay in high school when I didn’t even know I was... just wait till our high school reunion**

**please don’t forget to invite me to the reunion, I’m very much looking forward to looking hot in a suit and finally becoming the prom king I was born to be

[Gab @GabbiIsAlright]

This is my gender now.

[Gab @GabbiIsAlright]

Tbh, the hardest part of physical therapy is not bringing up that I’m I physical therapy every time I talk to someone.

[Natalie Grace Alford @NatalieGABand]

Best Christmas photo ever

[Bloo @BloosClues]

A DMV employee dressed up as a sloth 💀😭

[Gab @GabbiIsAlright]

THINGS ARE GONNA CHANGE AROUND HERE**

**I’m going to get really into Elton John

[nancy @d0gtired]

men be like "it makes me feel so shitty when you say you feel bad when I treat you like shit"

[Gab @GabbiIsAlright]

Things true crime podcasts are good at: true crime
Things they are bad at: theme songs

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Have friends that live in:
Arizona
Arkansas
Florida
Georgia
Indiana
Kentucky
Michigan
Mississippi
New Mexico
Ohio
Pennsylvania
Tennessee
Or Texas?

Remind them that today is the absolute LAST day they can register to vote → https://t.co/ptGQYiVCVq.

[Jeau Solo Moon @YourFriendJMS]

it's monday evening, folks. I think we all know what that means

[Gab @GabbiIsAlright]

I am no daddy or zaddy or anything like that. I’m more of a “the god father part 2” ya know?

[Gab @GabbiIsAlright]

Not even 11 and already had to tell a dude following me down the street to leave me the fuck alone.

[Gab @GabbiIsAlright]

If I’m ever late, you can just assume I got distracted talking to someone about true crime or the L word.

[Gab @GabbiIsAlright]

looked at my retirement info today and thought “wow, I’m working toward a better and more financially sound future for my cats so they don’t have to work 55+ hours a week to provide for their cat sons”

[Mary Wilson @TheeMaryWilson]

Women of color

[Eugene Mirman @EugeneMirman]

Today is #NationalVoterRegistrationDay! Register to vote and help move the horror-shitstorm that has taken over America slightly towards good! https://t.co/SuydtyJXgl

[Gab @GabbiIsAlright]

@peopleofpan Oh! The great chain of being

[Gab @GabbiIsAlright]

My sexuality is swooning over the fact that my partner loves the most bad ass songs from king gizzard & the lizard wizard, wbu?

[Gab @GabbiIsAlright]

Earlier tonight I said to my cat “you can snuggle my flannel while I shower” 💁🏻‍♂️

[Autostraddle @autostraddle]

Our first post from the Lesbian Stereotypes Survey digs into our propensity for cat ownership, our failure to appreciate how great dogs are, and the definitive answer to the eternal question “which pet is most likely to summon ghosts to your home?” https://t.co/QMcTvlKFhv

[Gab @GabbiIsAlright]

Opened my freezer to see the meatloaf and mashed potato lean cuisine I purchased and out loud went “why did you do this?”

[Anthony Hopkins @AnthonyHopkins]

Have a wonderful weekend everyone.