Pappa Smurf 🇯🇲

if they ask you where you heard such things, tell them that you heard it from me.

[Pappa Smurf 🇯🇲 @BlueWilliams18]

@Raybear95 It's needed. Mental health days are a thing

[Pappa Smurf 🇯🇲 @BlueWilliams18]

@_xnes Mussi rass mad

[Mzsweetcakes aka Sweetz 🍭🫧 ♑️🦅🦅🦅 @Mzsweetcakes08]

Having a good day as an adult is literally:
• got paid
• ate something good
• nobody annoyed me
• went home”

[Pappa Smurf 🇯🇲 @BlueWilliams18]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[🦋 @formerwickdgyal]

Norris Man: Suck yuh mumma.

Sizzle: Wah? That yuh seh?

Norris Man:

[Pappa Smurf 🇯🇲 @BlueWilliams18]

They are going to either lie abt the justification or use badness

[dead @_xnes]

MAN DEM GENUINE QUESTION. POLICE CAN STOP PUBLIC VEHICLE AND SEARCH PEOPLE AND THEM BAG!?!!

[Pappa Smurf 🇯🇲 @BlueWilliams18]

If it's being used to spy on him why wud they give him access?

[Merry Merry 🇯🇲🇯🇲 @onespaintown]

@JamaicaGleaner Andrew and his police officers have access to Pegasus which the Israeli government is using to spy on @AndrewHolnessJM he can easily find the culprits

[Pappa Smurf 🇯🇲 @BlueWilliams18]

Happy birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉 🎈 🎁 🎊

[🍓Berrryyy🍓 @super_blessed21]

On my birthday last year I was sick and trying to enjoy it to the fullest. Today I’m relaxing and enjoying my time with the reason I was sick; my baby girl lmaoooo. Happy birthday to me 🤣🥰💃🏽🥳

[Tɪɴᴀ 🤍 @AthenaMarley]

Train & Pay the talent u already have here.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Anybody else in the 30s-40s and ready to retire? 🤣

[Pappa Smurf 🇯🇲 @BlueWilliams18]

Only cars tht are not stolen are the cars they don't want

[Dasher 🦌 @DatTallUteWes]

Not everyone can afford a car "that's harder to steal" and tief will work their way around anything once they see something they want.
You can install all the alarm, all the immobilizers etc but once they can find a way around it, they will

[Obi Wan Nairobi @stuartsmellie]

They are stealing Honda Fit/Grace/Shuttle hybrid and non hybrid models like crazy now. Be careful folks.

[Junglis @ghettoyutes]

Having sex with little school girls does not make you a gyalist.

[Pappa Smurf 🇯🇲 @BlueWilliams18]

Dem tink trouble set up like rain

[Tɪɴᴀ 🤍 @AthenaMarley]

Jamaican men who walk with their license gun exposed on their hips. Are yall ok? 😭

[Pappa Smurf 🇯🇲 @BlueWilliams18]

@876Taylor_Made @rahsh33m Just no

[Pappa Smurf 🇯🇲 @BlueWilliams18]

@kullijhan @JamaicaGleaner @huntertotheworl Wouldn't getting arrested means he's going to see a judge?

[JC Ole Boy 👏🏾 @JcIambane16]

I need a vacation..ASAP!

[Pappa Smurf 🇯🇲 @BlueWilliams18]

Literally no. Figuratively yes. Anju seh dem badmind him an Markie g (even tho not pm) seh him dun rich already

[dead @_xnes]

something that bothers me a lot and keeps me up at nights is that not a single prime minister of jamaica has ever done a money spread…..

[Pappa Smurf 🇯🇲 @BlueWilliams18]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life