Adam

Football mad but FPL bad.

[Adam @BluebirdAdam]

@_DHOTYA

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Me: "Two ribeyes, please. Just the steaks."
Waiter: "Two ribeyes for the table?"
Me: "Two ribeyes for me."
Waiter: [does not write this down]
Me: "Both medium rare."
Waiter: "Are you waiting for someone?"
Me: "No."
Waiter: "Right."
He leaves. He returns with a more senior waiter.
Senior Waiter: "Sir, I understand you'd like two ribeyes."
Me: "Yes."
Senior Waiter: "Together?"
Me: "One after the other is fine."
Senior Waiter: "And no sides."
Me: "Correct."
Senior Waiter: [the long pause of a man calculating whether the kitchen will refuse]
Senior Waiter: "Of course, sir."

They brought out the first ribeye with the energy of a hostage exchange.

The second arrived twelve minutes later with no commentary at all. Acceptance, I think. They had moved through denial, bargaining, and arrived at the meat.

[Adam @BluebirdAdam]

@VFTNinian Shame about Lawlor limping off, but as they say, plenty more fish minutes at the ccfc

[Adam @BluebirdAdam]

@VFTNinian Which good inconsistent Luton player(s) would you put in our starting 11 of bad consistent Cardiff players.

[Adam @BluebirdAdam]

@F_FantasyHub Rob, how does the final fix chip work on a sprint weekend, does it need to be activated after sprint qualifying instead?

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[Adam @BluebirdAdam]

@elevenify Cole Palmer?

[Adam @BluebirdAdam]

@footballtweet That's a Swansea fan you Muppet

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[Macklemore @macklemore]

Fucked up out now on all streaming services. Proceeds to @unrwausa

[Adam @BluebirdAdam]

@PokemonTCGP It's just the wrong way around, feel like it's pretty close. You need to have a way to ask for cards you don't currently own, and then accept offers that people share with you. Makes sense that this is within the same collection or rarity to avoid people taking advantage.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

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[Adam @BluebirdAdam]

@pembertongaffr @FF_Deakin @fpl_buddy @FPLNobleGent @FPLRobbo_ @lfc_duvoir @TravisMcKil @hossfitt Can't believe I snuck in at the end there!

[Adam @BluebirdAdam]

@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump He's not going to shag you mate

[Adam @BluebirdAdam]

@EFL_Fantasy @GAFFR_io Which gameweek will Cardiff first enter the playoffs spots

[Adam @BluebirdAdam]

@FPL_Bateman @HinduMonkey @OddsOnFPL You could have not replied & not boosted the tweet's reach on here.

[Adam @BluebirdAdam]

@pembertongaffr @FPLRobbo_ @fpl_buddy @FF_Deakin @FPLNobleGent @TravisMcKil @hossfitt @lfc_duvoir Is this the halfway point?

[Adam @BluebirdAdam]

@Imherretoseesom @ViewOnlyModeFPL @LetsTalk_FPL The adrenaline got to him ☠️

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[Adam @BluebirdAdam]

Gotta back my team #Gaffr