BREAKING DOWN THE 25/26 #GAFFR TEMPLATE
I asked the #gaffr community to send me their first draft to give me a snapshot of the current template
In this thread I will break down their stats from last season
Of course, teams ever changing so this won't be the template for long
England media are special. England winning and everyone’s beating the performance to a pulp. Spain drew to Iraq and they’re still the greatest team to ever step onto a football pitch. #makesyouthink
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Massive overreaction by England fans btw
Not dropped anyone who was going to be in the starting XI.
The main 'names' dropped were Foden and Palmer who have been shite this season + only 6 goals in 61 apps for England between them
The rest are just squabbles over squad players
Lets be honest.
The England XI is Pickford, O'Reilly, Konsa, Guehi, James, Rice, Andersen, Bellingham, Rashford, Saka and Kane.
The rest don't really matter.
It took Fosun 5 years to take the club from European football & Nuno to Vitor & relegation.
Forest have managed to speedrun it in 6 months. Truly impressive.
We would like to apologise to the ECB, specifically Brendon McCullum and Rob Key.
We have long said that the ECB couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery, but this team has demonstrated that they can organise one anywhere. This is progress.
I really rate that Bethell, 22 years of age, has rocked up to Aus on a lads’ holiday, got absolutely trousered with his older mates whilst they have a shocker at work, pulled a few Australian Shelias, hooned through a few Lost Marys, and has a 100% win record in away Ashes tests
Brendon McCullum, Rob Key and anyone else who was involved in the decision to force Jimmy Anderson into early retirement just to serve up this tripe should be removed the second this series is done.
The best indicator to me that someone isn’t worth taking seriously is if they think Kane shouldn’t be starting for England. What a player, god knows where we would’ve been without him 😅