skebulbunt

I make music and stuff

[skebulbunt @Bluepatterns__]

Imagine you die and heaven is real but they don’t let u in because you did kratom from the gas station too many times so they send you straight to hell

[i think @kutaiuranium]

im not even funny anymore i just say shit

[skebulbunt @Bluepatterns__]

it’s not called the monster mash anymore because everyone kept trying to jerk me off

[realsunnybeatle23 @realjuneegbert2]

so tired of the attempted revisionism of this album. like yeah i'm sorry it's that good like actually

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

After Resident Evil, it’s time we admit that Zach Cregger is this generation’s best horror director who once played Abraham Lincoln in a sketch that involved the phrase “don’t break my butt”

[૮ ˶′ ཅ ‵˶ ა 🀄🦋🔆 @ourmartyredlady]

🚨 PEOPLE WITH ADHD 🚨

EVERYONE YOU HAVE EVER THOUGHT YOU LOVED IS ACTUALLY A DOPAMINE-PROVIDING VESSEL--DESIST ALL COMMUNICATION IMMEDIATELY TO REDUCE HARM INFLICTED.

YOU WILL NEVER KNOW LOVE.
ALL SOCIAL ENGAGEMENT IS FOREVER TAINTED.
SETTLE FOR SMALL TALK WITH STRANGERS.

[JACK ⚧︎ @lithophage]

does anyone fuck w guys that are trembling 90% of the time like some sort of small dog

[Zach @ZachTheRide3D]

I hate MCU quippy bullshit more than anyone, but that is NOT what the humor is in Creggers RE. The MCU jokes are cynical undercutting bullshit, the comedy in RE accompanied everything, and sure, you don’t have to like it but they are not the same thing.

[🪶Cuchillo Lope🪶 @HosteenCholo]

Seriously bro.
REAL horror movies NEVER use comedy. Real horror like Tremors or Scream or Evil Dead or Dawn of the Dead or Friday the 13th or Texas Chainsaw Massacre or The Shining or The Return of the Living Dead or Aliens or Hellhouse LLC or The Thing or The Host or Get Out or-

[★anna 🇧🇷 @grimesphobia]

chamar a shelley duvall de feia, eu to doente

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Me and my Boys are playing Pretend later if you wanna Pull up

[skebulbunt @Bluepatterns__]

lately I’ve just been gliding the aluminum deodorant stick under my dick and balls I never had a chance and I never gave a fuck

[𝙔ᴰᴰ🦇 @Utd_Y14]

#ResidentEvil

[Josef @Slither2006]

I love when Sam reviews Zach’s movies, now we just gotta wait for Timmy’s review

[saccharin @morutedeer]

sorry to anyone who’s life i have entered

[skebulbunt @Bluepatterns__]

worth it. takes a few liberties here and there but it’s a far cry from milla jovovich doing backflips and shit. Best live action RE we’re ever gonna get and it couldn’t have been done with more love.

[ily @luhyoumf]

not to creep you out but i have a habit of appearing in people's timeline before everything starts working out for them

[fresh @fauxfresh]

fixing the fake boner that your pants make cuz the waist too big

[skebulbunt @Bluepatterns__]

after getting suspended for like a split second until the automation was like “oh it’s just Michael Cera let him fuckin have it”

[skebulbunt @Bluepatterns__]

ladies and gentlemen, we got him