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Officially a Registered Nurse
Tit Connoisseur
Therapy isn’t enough, let me fist fight florence nightingale
Bullying is my love language
🚨NSFW🚨 🔞

[( ˘▽˘)っ🍉 @Bluepluto10]

I made a straw page
https://t.co/pHzQpJbe4F

[Melian Refugee @escapefrommelos]

i think i torrented the wrong version of the Odyssey

[My heart @MyHeartcode]

Cheating on men who are broke is valid.

[Big hater of IDK i'll think of something @nimepeino]

Dewey and the other lil nigga from the middle

[anyone_want_chips @anyonewantchips]

If only Democrats had hidden the death of Ruth Bader Ginsburg for 75 days the way Republicans are hiding the death Mitch McConnell for 75 days - we’d still have Roe.

[ٍ @manic_posting]

boomer coworker thought my 3 bedroom apartment was $1500 a month

[🇵🇸 All 🇵🇸 Nazis 🇵🇸 Are 🇵🇸 Nonces 🇵🇸 @allnaz1sRn0nces]

WE HAVE THE CAR PHOTO I REPEAT WE HAVE THE CAR PHOTO IT'S HAPPENING SOON I CAN FEEP IT

[The Lectern Guy🇺🇸 @lecternleader]

Hear me out.

Public access flock cameras, but only outside of Long John Silvers. It's time to figure out how they are still in business.

[Одзяка @Odzya_sigma]

Я считаю призыв в армию надо снизить до 13 лет, потому что мальчики в 13 уже не дети, это мужчины которые готовы нести ответственность за свою родину

[Jonathan “JoJo” Joestar @JoJoLuvsHamon]

My major may have been archeology, but my minor was gender studies.

[M ☆ @duskgumi]

Ppl tryna say he’s pandering bc of “todays wokeness” but this interview happened in 2013 when Michael B. Jordan wasn’t even a big actor yet. Andrew just really wanted to kiss him

[Rin @acidrain713]

Got so sick I almost died so quick Alyvodettya/stell4r doodles to recover

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

i go to the AT&T store. i hand the guy my phone. he looks at it. hands it back. while he was holding it i got this notification:

[ChaCha Wigs Fulfillment Center @JahnZilch]

everyone concentrate on a third eighty year old right now

[daisy “dan goose” tackett @fatstevebuscemi]

preparing for my period of mourning

[🍉fraz🌸 @frazzled_fox]

yup

[PEPPERS @WHITEH0TPEPPERS]

so i have this theory

[hyper-bicurious surfin they @zonevivi]

me when i want to make out with Michael B Jordan

[n²⁸ @onlythesunflwr]

they're like the little angel and devil on your shoulders guiding you through life