Bluexyon

He walks among us, but he is not one of us—as if he were special, though he is not.

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

My online alias is "smelly". It has slowly over the years mutated by people to be; "stinky", "smelly smellington", "crazy cat guy", "schnelli", "schmelly", etc. It is still mostly "smelly".

It is not a cool or badass alias. However, the name was assigned to me from my wife. Ages ago my wife called me her "smelly man". She would walk into my office when I was working and, because room was small, poorly ventilated, and the door was closed, the room would get incredibly hot. I would get stinky from body odor.

She would come in, kiss me on the cheek, call me her "smelly man", and give me a snack or something. I would then resume work. She has always been extremely supportive of my malware collecting, writing, reversing, etc.

Hence, when I made vx-underground in 2019, and decided to start the journey of malware collecting and stuff, I said, "I need a cool name that is tough and everyone will think I'm totally awesome and badass". Then I remembered my wife called me "smelly"... so I went with that.

[Eggroll 🐻‍❄️ @EggrolarBear]

rock climbers always talkin bout some Belay... How bout you rub my belay

[Bluexyon @Bluexyon]

Oh, to feel the breeze and the sun on my skin with good company.

[pigeon @pigeonisperfect]

i love you and i believe in you

[Bluexyon @Bluexyon]

There is a leak in the coolant line.

[Bluexyon @Bluexyon]

Oil Radiator was switched, nonetheless the motor keeps overheating.

[Bluexyon @Bluexyon]

What if it's both man, then what?

[𐙚⋆ @voidwithverses]

When a human being truly loves you, their biggest fear is to hurt you, but when a human being is in love with how you make them feel, their biggest fear is to lose you.

[Bluexyon @Bluexyon]

Angry Bird

[Bluexyon @Bluexyon]

A comeback is projected for 2028, can't let the CERN reactor be shut off and not take advantage of that.

[Bluexyon @Bluexyon]

This is a cruel and twisted world for a sensitive young man.

[Bluexyon @Bluexyon]

Nope

[Lyra @Lyracutevibes]

Funfact:

You're someone's first love.

[Bluexyon @Bluexyon]

Oil Radiator was switched, nonetheless the motor keeps overheating.

[Bluexyon @Bluexyon]

Bought a car not even a month ago and it already broke down. OIL LEAKED EVERYWHERE, EVEN IN THE COOLANT TANK.

[Bluexyon @Bluexyon]

It is very hard to break habits when you have fallen into them so easily. I am losing my mind.