Jummai 🩰

PR & Comms. specialist| Writing for @TheResonancNews |Tennis player| Photojournalist

[Jummai 🩰 @Blumebloomm]

@adebonair Iy’oyo go Dey turn for her grave with this thing wey you do.

[Jummai 🩰 @Blumebloomm]

@UseLemfi what’s happening with your service? It’s been unavailable for hours?

[Jummai 🩰 @Blumebloomm]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[JC @SoAmithedrama]

Season so dead we’re all grasping at straws for content.
My reply to anyone that asks if I’ll be tuning in next year 👇🏾

[Jummai 🩰 @Blumebloomm]

🤣
I’m not going to get anything done today with these crazies

[I Sell Land @G_Samito]

Cynthia please send your story to Peter let him explain to us again. I no too understand you.

[oluwatise @maintishe]

when Peter’s mother got sick, she housed her four pastors from Jos. she would cook for those random four men every morning and take them to the hospital at 6am and stay there until 11am then go to work, switch shifts with her man and his brothers and stay until 12am then take them home. A TRUE LOVER GIRL!!!! A real omoluabi!!! she’s so humble and kind.

[Tegbe! @TomiwaTegbe]

Lol interesting how the parties that were not okay with one half marrying an older woman suddenly became okay with the other half marrying a wayyy younger woman with almost 20yrs age difference. The pendulum dey dance alingo.

[Jummai 🩰 @Blumebloomm]

Isn’t that too late? How about partner with the nhs so you can tell from the womb instead? That way you’re wayy ahead of the curve

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Primary schools are set to be told to identify children at risk of being unemployed in the future

[@guardian]

[Jummai 🩰 @Blumebloomm]

🤣🤣
Let’s see what derivative they give us.

[Andrea Matranga 🇺🇦🌻 @andreamatranga]

Oxford is under tremendous pressure to come up with an equivalent scandal

[Jummai 🩰 @Blumebloomm]

Did you guys know there was Q too??

[Jummai 🩰 @Blumebloomm]

It’s Thursday and I’m searching for the Z in Susannn

[Jummai 🩰 @Blumebloomm]

What healthy ways/things can one use to take the edge off?
And no, I don’t want to snack on granola and raisins

[Jummai 🩰 @Blumebloomm]

Love love every bit.

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

stalking my own archive and remembering i lived all of those lives.. miss you girl. you had so much fun. you survived so much

[Jummai 🩰 @Blumebloomm]

I hope Jackson has learnt that kissing the emperors bum or swearing woeful allegiances still didn’t exclude him from his viciousness and political wrath.
Something to learn for people learning to grow spinessss

[Jummai 🩰 @Blumebloomm]

Peter’s twin is so dulll. So dull his brother saw right through him and knew he had right about the amount of retardation required for his thievery.

[Jummai 🩰 @Blumebloomm]

The thing about toxic work place is you gotta show them you’re capable of worse evil wiles.
First you let them do them and learn, next, you strike.
At least that’s what I did. And it worked
“A da ni l’oro…

[Jummai 🩰 @Blumebloomm]

It was P-SquA todayy 😭😭

[Jummai 🩰 @Blumebloomm]

I take a lot of pride in being able to have conversations with pretty much any kind of person/topic because of my job, cos I thought I just had to do it once and yunno… move on.
But being in a constant state of discussing Peller, bbn, YouTube movies is grating me so bad.

[Jummai 🩰 @Blumebloomm]

You should have said “seeing you here made me have doubts 🤷‍♀️

[Oríadé @abiolar0]

I got on the train to london this afternoon and as I was about to sit, a lady beside me said "This is the 1st class"...
Huh !
Me: if I sand you ehn 😒

[Jummai 🩰 @Blumebloomm]

Not believing till I find one that fits me.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

When you have a BBL it’s hard to find jeans… but Old Navy got everything for everybody!

[Jummai 🩰 @Blumebloomm]

Nice one, Aunty. We hear it ko
We do

[Hannatu Musa Musawa @hanneymusawa]

Happy Birthday 🎉 @asr_rabiu

[Jummai 🩰 @Blumebloomm]

If rih pops up pregnant in a few months, we all know where and when it was conceived. Oniranu gyal