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folly

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

It would be in the format of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, starting from basic questions like "2015 was a) A democratic change of power; b) An electoral victory against Igbo people; c) a US-backed colour revolution; d) A victory against corruption"...any answer except C earns an immediate sniper bullet to the head.

As the difficulty level increases to questions like "Who really controls Nigeria - a) President Tinubu; b) the US State Department; c) Muslims and Fulani people; d) the 1966 military mafia", the method of death for any answer except B becomes more elaborate. There could be guillotines, anvil drops, controlled explosions etc.

I would 100% watch this

[daily offender @adebonair]

@Blumebloomm she was built different … 1 of 1 😭 😭

[daily offender @adebonair]

bruh I hate haggling so much… i no sabi price for shit. if you dun too stress me I go either buy am at your price or i go leave am, but all that back n forth is not for me

[daily offender @adebonair]

🏊‍♂️

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

Pull out some food for yourself and just wait.

[libby ☆ @libbyzgutz]

tweeting like I have an audience

[daily offender @adebonair]

what in the world…

[clm24.es @24clm]

🚨 Un niño de 8 años ha hecho una ahogadilla a su primo de 6 y el pequeño ha muerto. El padre del niño de 6 ha matado después al sobrino en la piscina. Y el padre del niño de 8 se ha vengado apuñalando mortalmente a su cuñado. 👇 https://t.co/kr9Evu1los

[daily offender @adebonair]

the wise man’s fear (book 2 of the kingkiller chronicle)

[mel @memegodmel]

To the unfat eye…

[daily offender @adebonair]

mario puzo & patrick rothfuss

[G. F. Allen @AuthorGFAllen]

Have you ever finished a book and immediately thought, “Yep, I need to read everything this author has ever written”?

[daily offender @adebonair]

lmaooo wtf

[expert youtube viewer @rinnyposting]

Is it gay for a man to use sensodyne toothpaste

[daily offender @adebonair]

bad bitches need someone to be good to

[daily offender @adebonair]

@Dapsonadek @yakobper90 😁 😁 just dont play him in any meaningful ucl game and you’re good 👍

[Chiga @chigawrld]

just fuck around until you accidentally find that infinite money glitch

[daily offender @adebonair]

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[daily offender @adebonair]

https://t.co/9s4CYx0JoG

[daily offender @adebonair]

i detest corny niggas so much man

[daily offender @adebonair]

https://t.co/mzfE57d3Pt