Matt M.

MTV, welcome to my crib! [camera pans to dumpster] | #Wxtch | Parody Rp | 18+

[Matt M. @BlxndDevil]

Roses are black
Violets are black
Everything is black

I'm blind
#MattMurdock

[Matt M. @BlxndDevil]

@TsarinaRomanova So far that’s been most of my first dates....

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Have I told you guys about the time in college that I showed up to my first class without my cane so everyone assumed my glasses were just for a hang over so I had to pretend how to see for a whole semester.

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Remember when I was married to Natasha?? Good times.

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WHOS READY FOR MATT MURDOCK CAUSE HES IN THE HOUSSEEEEE

[𝖥𝖺𝗅𝗌𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗍𝗁-𝖠𝗎𝖻𝗋𝖾𝗒. (inactive) @GunsAndSpeeches]

Hashtag Catholics Assemble https://t.co/kv4gW0Tozv

[Matt M. @BlxndDevil]

Hashtag when you go to communion

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@MrUnionJack

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@MrUnionJack “Are you okay?”

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“Dude what the fuck.” https://t.co/XYoC6SUbVH

[Brian Falsworth @MrUnionJack]

Scream at the stars. Throw a sword in the air and catch it with your mouth. Toss your sister out the window. Let loose.

[Matt M. @BlxndDevil]

@Ineedmorearrows //i honestly can’t tell you how hard I’m laughing rn ohmygod

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No one cared until I put on the mask.

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“The one and only!” https://t.co/pLp42ZL6hc

[Clint Barton @Ineedmorearrows]

Matt memedock in the flesh https://t.co/hfq0dDcnQJ

[Matt M. @BlxndDevil]

“Story Time- I woke up in an alley with a rat chewing on my foot and three homeless people debating the price at which they could sell me to the cops for. Not clickbait.”

[Matt M. @BlxndDevil]

“Guess who’s back again bitches!!

I promise this is the last time I disappear.”

[Clint Barton @Ineedmorearrows]

Natasha always takes these long showers after watching the John Wick movies.

I don't know what she's doing in there, but it gives me lots of time to jerk off to John Wick.

[Matt M. @BlxndDevil]

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