LauRon James

tweeting is easier than journaling sometimes

[LauRon James @BmoreLikeLA]

My daughter: Mama, say excuse me!
Me: Why, what did I do?
Daughter: You burped!
Me: I didn’t. I’m pretty sure that was you.
Daughter: Oh yea, it was. Excuse me!

I was simply trying to clean up and mind my own business.

[LauRon James @BmoreLikeLA]

@ieh_nyc @FriendZonePod @Simplecast @Spotify @ApplePodcasts So this was an Assante episode. I’m tuned in first thing tmw morn lmao

[LauRon James @BmoreLikeLA]

This is so funny. Bc professors are professors and cops are cops. Just don’t go to college if you don’t want to deal with professors. But they aren’t cops. Lmao. Words mean things.

[Constant Overboy @EthicallyGoth]

@metroadlib Whatever professors are cops

[LauRon James @BmoreLikeLA]

This is so funny bc even without being able to see the original tweet, I knew who it was about

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

He has been knocking ppl between the cabinet and the wall for the entirety of his adulthood, along with harassment and alleged r*pe and it’s on record and people have given testimonial pls go to hell TODAY. PLEASE.

[LauRon James @BmoreLikeLA]

📢📢📢

[uKnowMyName @TallTyrion_]

Folk complaining about state politics, never going to city hall meetings or calling their congressman/woman. Tweets only gonna do so much

[LauRon James @BmoreLikeLA]

My baby got her ears pieced today. Went terribly. Took 20minutes. Lots of crying and screaming. The only reason we did it is bc she’s been showing an interest in my earrings, and she said multiple times that she wants her own.

She now loves it.
She had a lot of candy.

[LauRon James @BmoreLikeLA]

@l_nueva @iamwesmoore So the OP post was ab DC and Bmore. You bring up the rest of MD. That was not even in the topic. So you’re just bringing up random (and unsubstantiated) grievances.

Cool. Be blessed.

[LauRon James @BmoreLikeLA]

@l_nueva @iamwesmoore DC is not Maryland

[LauRon James @BmoreLikeLA]

PLEASE LEARN HOW TO SPOT AI VIDEOS!!!!

THIS IS NOT REAL, FFS!!!

[ҒβΔ GΩDDΣSS✨ΔΠDRΣΔ @FBAGoddess444]

A parent and bus driver in Fayetteville NC got Into A fight because the student grabbed the bus driver butt and the bus driver“Put Her Hands On Him” the mother got upset and confronted the bus driver

[LauRon James @BmoreLikeLA]

This means it’s been 10 years since I made the best decision of my life and left a physically, emotionally, and financially abusive relationship.

Led to my first solo apartment, led to my work friends, which directly led to my husband and daughter.

#MyTwitterAnniversary

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

[Rebekah Jones @GeoRebekah]

Fact check:

The total for meals was actually $801,000, not $1 million.

That total is for all home games over three years, AND includes money spent for meals outside of Ravens games, including office parties, events and even funerals.

The money was spent only at local restaurants.

Mayor Scott has reduced crime in Baltimore by 60%.

Give the man his damn crab legs and stop lying on him.

[LauRon James @BmoreLikeLA]

Now that Paradise is back out, I’m really pissed that there’s not a new episode every night.

[LauRon James @BmoreLikeLA]

@talleyberrybaby My husband and I spend a lot of time and a bit of money taking our 2YO places. Bc we all enjoy it, but also I saw a post once from a mom who said it’s not ab whether she remembers bc she won’t always. It’s the core FEELING that we will always take her to explore in her world.

[LauRon James @BmoreLikeLA]

We don’t have a TV in our bedroom. But Luis recently put the projector in there, soooooooo…….we now have a TV in there.

Long story short, I was able to project my boob into Rainn Wilson’s mouth and we could not stop laughing.

If Dwight wants to come see me, though…

[LauRon James @BmoreLikeLA]

I have some steak in the fridge RIGHT NOW. Also, justice to the “unthaw” crew. My husband hates when I say it, but it just makes sense to me. 🤷🏾‍♀️

[self-care guru @mamaztheguru]

This is so crazy

[LauRon James @BmoreLikeLA]

I was sad and in immense pain. I missed having my baby all to myself, had to accept that she was now out in the world and not safe in my belly. And I had to heal from a C-section.

And I can’t explain my feelings ab my second pregnancy, bc I came home with no baby, sooo…

[MA LE BO @Melo_Malebo]

When you give birth...Do you feel immediate relief like, you're not pregnant anymore ? Obviously you're probably not gonna feel back to normal but is there any type of relief ?

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

one thing about everyone watching mad men right now is some people are watching it wrong and you gotta be ok with that

[LauRon James @BmoreLikeLA]

I really want a dog, but I’m also unwilling to take care of our current cat/any being who is not a human.

And since I also want another baby, I guess I can’t get a dog right now.

[LauRon James @BmoreLikeLA]

Sometimes I do wife things and I’m so embarrassed. For instance, one of my goals this year is to get back to cooking more often. Lame for 20YO me, but I’m in my late 30s lmao.

(It was easier when the kiddo was in daycare and much harder now that I’m a SAHM)