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@AresSprout

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@morgpieluv Quickies? Plural? 😯

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@OtsukimiOtsu @MacRumors The iPhone 18e (and 18) won't be released this year.

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@srcluna @MacRumors IIRC, 12GB is necessary for everything that Siri AI is capable of performing on-device.

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@ianbremmer Why did you use the British spelling of 'skeptic'?

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@morgpieluv I could never. 😭

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@mogrpee

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@EvaLangwin “…I’m dumb. I need things to be spoken out loud…” SAME

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@EvaLangwin Does that mean you don't stream on Twitch anymore? (If you do, I don't know, because I don't watch Twitch much nowadays and I don't have notifications turned on for you, no offense.)

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@morgpieluv I would become enraged because that's not a Champagne flute.

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@evalangwinlifts It's called amazing

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@ForeignAffairs @ianbremmer “‘It’s hard to come up with a president that…’” President? Or precedent?

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@MacRumors *"Cheap" (scare quotes)

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@EvaLangwin Wdym, that's cute, too.

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@ianbremmer We will live in a post-Trump world the same way that du Maurier's protagonist lived in a post-Rebecca world. (Shame on you if you repeat this bon mot and let people assume you came up with it.)

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@ariana_farhad @ianbremmer Nonetheless, he may actually become president without being elected to the office.

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@EvaLangwin Is it... https://t.co/6qMjkTn43m

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@EvaLangwin What?! I thought that unclaimed funds were handed over to the state after a lengthy period of time, and you could request a replacement check before they were handed over.

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@shirtsthtgohard $31.49 for a pack of cigarettes?!

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@EvaLangwin I have the feeling that your mask doesn't keep chemical vapors out of your nose.