Bocephus

more skills than your average bear

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

not tryna be announcing but what if we posted donation and petitions links on instagram all at the same time instead of pitch black images.

[RomeAlone2 @Alone2Rome]

It’s not white vs black, it’s everybody vs racists

[Yeet it, and Forgeet it @mattbo324]

@Julian_Epp 90s taco Bell looks like what Baja Blast tastes like

[RUTH BUZZI @Ruth_A_Buzzi]

Marijuana is legal and haircuts are against the law. It took half a century but Hippies finally won.

[Mark Phillips @SupremeDreams_1]

How Chick-fil-A would be if they Had Delivery 🤣😭👏🏾

[Bocephus @Bo_Duke209]

Batman not killing joker isn’t because of his morals it’s because of job security

[prance @bocxtop]

this vegetarian shit easy, I eat oatmeal for breakfast and the rest of the day I survive off my feelings of superiority

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

this is a power move by Comet and i respect him for it. 14/10

[Weird History @weird_hist]

The Olympic torch relay has no ancient Greek precedent. It was introduced by the Nazis for the 1936 games.

[Robby Slowik @RobbySlowik]

The last thing the world wants right now is raw, unsanitized bat.

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

The Last Dance just keeps getting better

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Garret has Down syndrome but that didn't stop him from benching 355 lbs and taking the lead for heaviest bench at his school 🙏🙌

(via fionaj5/Instagram)

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

All I can think about is how violently Minnesotan these guys are

[Mrs. Paternoster @Mrs_ConCon1787]

Ok @FedEx our driver deserves a bonus! He realized it was our daughter's birthday & went to @DairyQueen to get her ice cream cupcakes. He said "I just wanted to do this because if we weren't in this situation, she'd be celebrating with friends." I'm not crying. You're crying! 😭

[Bocephus @Bo_Duke209]

Dime bags was not the answer I was expecting when I asked my mom what size ziplocks we have

[Emily Andras @emtothea]

Murder Hornets, but with the right lawyer, Manslaughter Bees