@jonstewart Just wanna say we miss you, youre few and far between. Between fighting for the vets and just catching satire in the perfect light, you influenced a lot of people including me, and I know I don't have the same power you do. I wish I did. Thx man.
@jonstewart Hey man, I'm an old fuck, I'm 37yo. I am glad I had you busting political balls all through my upbringing. I wish I had more but I get it. I Wish there was more, but anytime even for a moment you want help? I would dive at the opportunity. You do kinda have more cred.
@jonstewart Youre likely not going to see this but if you do, fuckin cool. Youre a cornerstone to my political beliefs and my desire to question things. Thanks man.
@elonmusk Why is my feed nothing but your dumb shit @elonmusk . Go away dude. Fuck. You're rich, you won the game, fucking retire. You're actually kind of fuckin dumb.
@jonstewart Your dismantling of @NathanDahm was logical and really reminded me of why I loved you on comedy central growing up. Sorry I'm late to the party I know it's been a couple of months. Thanks man, you're still one of my icons of logic and empathy.
@GregColman1@TheStudyofWar If Ukraine has 60 bullets but you send 61 men, that's technically a victory right? Ukraine is withdrawing because they're literally running low on ammo, dummy.
@TexasGarabedian@elonmusk@HillaryClinton Lol that same site said it was a homeless black man previously, and you can't access it because the website couldn't handle the amount of people accessing it. Not everything is a conspiracy theory.
@NorCalNic @MollyJongFast Naw, easy thing to bust her for. Don't read a passage in a speech without understanding the context of what you're saying, lest you look like an idiot. She could've asked someone about it before she went on national TV.
@scrowder I'm sure you believe pregnancy from rape doesn't personally affect you so it doesn't exist from your delusional standpoint, but you're the type of person we don't need making decisions for others.
@Logic301 From one Maryland Bobby to another, any way I can get those lyrics from that Rick and Morty episode on the Vindicators? I'd love to see those bars, as a logic and R&M fan.
@Logic301 Hey Bobby, could I possibly bother you for the full set of your rick and morty episode lyrics? I caught "There's a dude made a' ants, what the fuck is that about?" n "Bitches pullin down his pants, that's the motha fucka with the pistol in his hands(pants?)." Help? haha
@sportingnews Lost so much respect for this man. "People don't like that I don't understand how biology works and hoped I would lose a football game! :("
You're rich af, go watch the Superbowl in your McMansion homie. Sorry you choked.
@jonstewart How does it feel knowing you contributed to creating a dorky little fox news super villain when you gloriously burned crossfire to the ground and killed what little soul tucker carlson had left?