Dear Gen X,
I’ve been watching 80s movies and I just need to know…WHERE WERE YOUR PARENTS??
Every child was just wandering the earth unsupervised like a raccoon with house keys. Riding bikes across town at midnight, fighting ghosts, investigating murders, befriending cryptids, hacking government computers for funsies…
And the parents were ALWAYS “out of town” or “working late” while the only adult-adjacent supervision was some random 16-year-old who got dragged into the chaos.
No cell phones. No helmets. No adult supervision. Just vibes, life lessons, and several near-death experiences.
You all weren’t “raised.” You were lightly monitored feral creatures with a bike and unresolved trauma.
I’m genuinely shocked there are enough of you left to populate an entire generation.
Russia says there will be no Victory Day parades in most of the cities because...
Because of Ukrainian drones.
Great to hear this, maybe we do have the cards right?
One reason people may view prediction markets adversely is because of close association with gambling; findings from same @aibm_org poll indicate that 61% of respondents thought that prediction markets were closer to gambling, while only 8% thought it was closer to investing
Note: Percentages do not sum to 100% due to excluded responses and rounding
@DataArbor
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Jenna Prandini 🇺🇸 clocked 10.97 seconds (+0.4) to win the women’s 100m at the Desert Heat Classic 🌵
It’s her fastest wind-legal performance since 2018.
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@Breaking911 He makes shit up about anything he talks about. Funny how our great Republican leader is now anti capitalism, and the mindless just follow. Insane times.
Turns out this picture is real.
Reporter: A federal judge has now dismissed a lawsuit brought by Trump against the Wall Street Journal over Jeffrey Epstein's birthday book. This is a big defeat for Trump in court. It was the first time a sitting U.S. president sued a news outlet over a story he didn't like.
🚨 do you understand what just happened..
the US just agreed to release Iran's frozen assets.. billions held in Qatar and foreign banks since 2018.. directly linked to reopening the Strait of Hormuz..
this is money America froze when Trump killed the nuclear deal.. Iran's own oil revenue.. sitting in Qatari banks for eight years while 20% of the world's oil moved through a 21-mile strait Iran can shut with a phone call..
America spent $4.6 billion bombing Iran last month.. lost warships.. burned through cruise missiles at $2 million each.. and the result is handing back money that was never theirs..
the Strait of Hormuz was open six weeks ago.. for free.. America bombed its way into a bill