Bob Caton

Storyteller for the PA House Democrats and a die-hard Philly sports fan. Insert lame disclaimer here

[The Philadelphia Inquirer @PhillyInquirer]

CHOP’s measles exposure shows the growing danger of Pa.’s outbreak, experts say https://t.co/KZEWhh6IxD

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

The Funk-O-Meter needle just went alllll the way to the fucking right.

[Bob Caton @BobCaton]

Amish BBQ

[Adventure Bloom @adventure_bloom]

Boiled Chicken, Greek Yogurt & White Rice. What’s missing here?

[Skook News @SkookNews]

North Schuylkill honored the life, service and sacrifice of fallen Pennsylvania State Police Trooper First Class Michael E. Pahira Jr. during a moving ceremony Friday night at Spartan Stadium.

More here: https://t.co/05mDDubuqL

[OxfordMSTownie @OxfordMSTownie]

Due to safety concerns Ole Miss will no longer be giving out LED golf balls to fans. Instead they will give out commemorative LED lawn darts to the first 60,000 fans.

[John Clark @JClarkNBCS]

Jalen Hurts is the top ranked quarterback in the NFL on throws of 25+ yards in the air since the start of the 2022 season. He has the most TDs (28) and completions and the 6th best passer rating. Jalen is a great deep ball passer.

[Bob Caton @BobCaton]

There will somehow be 150,000 golf balls on the field

[Shane Tuttle @ShaneTuttleNCAA]

Ole Miss announces that the first 45,000 fans in attendance for Saturday night’s game vs LSU will receive a limited-edition Ole Miss LED golf ball.

Fans have been instructed to not throw these golf balls at any player, coach, or media representative on the field.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Boykin: The Republicans control the entire government. They control the white house. They control the house. They control the senate. They control six of the nine seats on the supreme court. If you're not happy with the way the country is running America, blame the Republicans. They're running the country. Who else can you blame?

[Governor Josh Shapiro @GovernorShapiro]

Incompetence is letting measles, a disease that was declared eliminated in 2000, reemerge.

Incompetence is spending your time promoting outright lies instead of urging people to get a vaccination that would protect them against this deadly disease.

Incompetence is denying the tragedy of four measles-associated deaths in Pennsylvania.

Incompetence is standing right behind you, Mr. President.

[Bob Caton @BobCaton]

@jackiebroadley Anything to distract from reality.

[Bob Caton @BobCaton]

Keep saying this.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Roger Marshall: I'm sorry gas prices are going up but your national security is more important than your pocketbook

[Bob Caton @BobCaton]

If you went into a goddamned NICU with measles we need to bring back the pillory so you can sit in the public square and be pelted with rotting meat.

[NBC10 Philadelphia @NBCPhiladelphia]

Health officials say that a possible measles exposure was reported in the NICU at Children's Hospital of Philadelphia last week. https://t.co/gVqcfGbfD4

[RetroNewsNow @RetroNewsNow]

📺DEBUT: ‘Battlestar Galactica’ premiered 48 years ago, September 17, 1978, on ABC

[G-MA @GmaIndiana]

You go to a car show thinking you’ll see a few shiny Chevys, some loud Mustangs, and at least one fellow explaining carburetors to anyone trapped within earshot.
But no matter what anybody says, you cannot tell me that isn’t Jackie Gleason chasing the Bandit through the parking lot. 💛😂

[Bob Caton @BobCaton]

@Kevin_Kinkead Never heard a word about one this year.

Last year’s gift was great and the day at the stadium was fun and well-run.

[The Food Manufacturing Guy @TipOfTheBanana]

Every retail bottle of Kikkoman sold in the US is brewed in Walworth, Wisconsin. Has been since 1973. It's the highest producing soy sauce plant in the world. Before it opened, the soybeans and wheat were grown in America, shipped to Japan, brewed for six months, shipped back across the Pacific in bulk and bottled in Oakland. Kikkoman looked at that and built the plant in the middle of the soybean belt instead.

It's the same process as Noda, Japan, where the family has been doing it since the 1600s. Soybeans, wheat, salt, water, six months of fermentation.

[Bob Caton @BobCaton]

Wait, what?

[Bob Caton @BobCaton]

He’s gone zombie!

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

Capitol Police Surround Mitch McConnell’s Washington Home

[Malala Yousafzai @Malala]

GO BIRDS 🦅