Investigative reporter (non-affiliated/independent (fiercely!)). “If Bob Malakas is not the first on the scene, then it’s probably not worth seein’ ” ~Wikileaks
“Malaka” is actually Swedish for “man of high integrity.”
My news sources are always well vetted which is why I have a strong track record of only sharing accurate information.
BREAKING: The titular bitcoin supporter, choccy milk enjoyoor, and DSB pundit, @ICOffenderII , has apparently fallen on hard times. The puppet has been seen taking odd jobs supporting various organizations as a spokesperson, mascot, or straight-up salesman. People are saying he's resorted to dog-napping, and petty bicycle theft. How has he fallen so low?
I can confirm the veracity of this image as well as the integrity of the alleged source. @ICOffenderII might be on the verge of losing his @redbull sponsorship over this.
BREAKING: Photo found from deep search of @ICOffenderII's Instagram account reveals photo of a receipt for what was described as "Just today's choccy for Yellow."
Everyone knew the stakes were high for Maxi Madness 2025.
But after just two rounds, people are beginning to question Democracy itself all thanks to two (half) brothers with a mysterious origin story.
Breaking: The Epstein Papers have not been released due to reports that Epstein was funded by US taxpayers indirectly through USAID.
More to come soon from sources…
Legacy media is dying, and X is ascending.
If @BobMalakasPI wants to write trash in his rag about Bitcoiners, then he should be prepared to defend his positions publicly on X
I challenge you @BobMalakasPI to a public X debate at the time of your choosing.