lisa symptoms

Where must we go, we who wander this wasteland, in search of our better selves

[lisa symptoms @BobRossReborn]

a fight club except you just let pretty girls beat you up

[lisa symptoms @BobRossReborn]

my coquette friend got me re-addicted to cigarettes

[lisa symptoms @BobRossReborn]

Why do certain relatives only grown more stern and stronger in their hate?

[MTV @MTV]

I hope Lana Del Rey knows I would do anything for her. #MetGala

[JP @jpbrammer]

end them both kreayshawn

[naut ∴𑁤🗡️👑☎️ @hahacomputer]

oh look i outgrew me again

[lisa symptoms @BobRossReborn]

there is a thin line between delusion and overthinking then assuming (I need less screen time)

[✨ @abolishcxps]

the hottest thing a man can do is have a constant stream of random information and facts to share with you on any incidental subject

[Mwelase @_Blackbandz]

Specific date ?

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

ibuprofen is a girl and tylenol is a boy if that makes any sense

[M.E 🍏 @Emmys]

Cat lovers will go to such lengths, even so far as inventing the term “primordial pouch” to excuse their cat’s tubby belly

[lisa symptoms @BobRossReborn]

@crybabynicole I actually thought they were related

[lisa symptoms @BobRossReborn]

@disturbingshirt Mmm … that 40% P

[lisa symptoms @BobRossReborn]

I have a thing for girls who like hoard things from thrift stores and then smoke a shit ton of weed in their basement lair that has a true crime playing on the tv that’s never off and a bunch of squishmallows and blankets

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Beanie Segal says that Kanye West is giving him $50,000,000 and 5% of Yeezy for coming up with the name “Yeezy” 👀🤯

[lisa symptoms @BobRossReborn]

Baby girl I wanna show you off like Britney Spears shows off her abs on Instagram

[lisa symptoms @BobRossReborn]

you haven’t lived until you or one of your friends thought they were Jesus

[lisa symptoms @BobRossReborn]

His name is Theo , okay?!?!?!?!?

[slick @dlicj]

garbage day tomorrow. last day with my garbage