Bob Builder

I fix shit when I am not knocking the back out of Wendy.

[Bob Builder @Bob_fix]

Got my dick pierced today! Anyone want to see a pic?

[Bob Builder @Bob_fix]

Mr.Sabinti said when he dies, he wants to be broke down and put in a playdough set, so kids can play with him. #pedophile

[Bob Builder @Bob_fix]

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Do you know who I am?

[Bob Builder @Bob_fix]

Farmer pickles is coming round to polish of a bottle of Brandy, will have some stories about fingering sheep & wanking goats later. #beast

[Bob Builder @Bob_fix]

Wendy is getting a vajazzle tonight, £30! I've told her, buy some Pritt stick and sequins and I'll fucking do it. #vajazzle

[Bob Builder @Bob_fix]

Thinking of doing a nude calendar. Anybody want to see my sexiness? #playdoughballs

[Bob Builder @Bob_fix]

Back on 2005, Scoop caught me bashing one out to a pic of Craig Phillips. It was just a faze though. #confession

[Bob Builder @Bob_fix]

Picture that I have up in my work place. True inspiration. #DIY #inspiration

[Bob Builder @Bob_fix]

Worse question of all - Have I ever met R2D2. Thick cunts, he isn't even real!

[Bob Builder @Bob_fix]

Great question from one though. Who is your idol? Well it's DIY legend @craigbigbro1 of course. #legend

[Bob Builder @Bob_fix]

Shitty press conference! 1st question, what's your favourite tool. I said him! Fucking hate the Pap. #paparazzi

[Bob Builder @Bob_fix]

Just walked past the job centre on my dinner break, Wendy will have to get herself in there soon if she doesn't agree to a 3some.

[Bob Builder @Bob_fix]

Got to get my head down & work hard today, filming at 10 & then a press conference at 12 in the local village, with nosey cunt journalist.

[Bob Builder @Bob_fix]

Scoop has left skid marks all over the work-yard this morning. Needs an MOT, not healthy all that shit coming from such a small thing.

[Bob Builder @Bob_fix]

#thingsyoudidntknowaboutme I once caught chlamydia when Wendy fucked a rotten cock in Aiya Napa. #slag

[Bob Builder @Bob_fix]

#thingsyoudidntknowaboutme I smoke 20 a day, Malboro lights. #smoking

[Bob Builder @Bob_fix]

I'm not going to sleep now! May have to put a good film on. Smurfs is good right? They don't half get some shit for their colour. #bluemovie

[Ronald Weasley @Ron69Weasley]

Wiped my arse with Potter's invisibility cloak before. Can't wait till the speccy cunt uses it. Going to look like theres a floating turd.

[Bob Builder @Bob_fix]

Fell asleep and woke up to 12 missed calls from Jenny & a voicemail saying she's pregnant. I only bloody fingered her!

[Bob Builder @Bob_fix]

Just over one hour solid banging the back out of Wendy, that is some good going. I'm not even pissed! #spunkstanima