Boba Conservative 🇺🇸 🐘 🧋

[Boba Conservative 🇺🇸 🐘 🧋 @BobaConservativ]

They never succeed.

[Boba Conservative 🇺🇸 🐘 🧋 @BobaConservativ]

Of all the open spots in this parking lot, my new Tesla’s Full Self-Driving decided to park me in a handicapped spot.

Does my car think I’m retarded?

[Boba Conservative 🇺🇸 🐘 🧋 @BobaConservativ]

You’re calling for us to devalue our currency to “win” on trade which you correctly called China out for doing lol

[Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 @PollTracker2024]

CNN: Trump says he will cease trading with top partners unless Fed lowers rates

Link to article: https://t.co/MU0D5aXFJq

[Daniel Di Martino @DanielDiMartino]

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[Boba Conservative 🇺🇸 🐘 🧋 @BobaConservativ]

@CostcoConserva3 Her brand is literally not doing what she’s told. Not by Bush let alone Trump

[Boba Conservative 🇺🇸 🐘 🧋 @BobaConservativ]

There is a way to be an anti-Trump Republican and that’s the Susan Collins path.

Liz “Miss Piggy” Cheney chose to abandon her principles and burn the party down.

[Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur]

Susan Collins on navigating Trump and why she didn’t take the @Liz_Cheney approach: “What influence does she have today? Really, none… Liz Cheney, it’s not just that she lost her seat. It’s that she has no impact, in my view.”

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Perhaps the only thing that unites Americans: we all think Dolly Parton was awesome. RIP.

[Boba Conservative 🇺🇸 🐘 🧋 @BobaConservativ]

@reaganbush84fan Man 2028 is gonna suck. Socialism vs Socialism

[Boba Conservative 🇺🇸 🐘 🧋 @BobaConservativ]

“Generate a picture that describes my account from the perspective of my enemies"

[The Bear Pundit🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱 @thebearpundit]

“Generate a picture that describes my account from the perspective of my enemies"

[Boba Conservative 🇺🇸 🐘 🧋 @BobaConservativ]

@PotestasEst Artemis this is not just Trump vs Carney but our country vs theirs

[Boba Conservative 🇺🇸 🐘 🧋 @BobaConservativ]

A trade war with Canada is unfathomably stupid. Tariffs are economic gibberish and Canada is supposed to be our friend and ally.

But now that we’re unfortunately in one, I will back my country 100% 🇺🇸🫡

[Boba Conservative 🇺🇸 🐘 🧋 @BobaConservativ]

My ChatGPT is starting to casually say fuck and it’s sending me

[Boba Conservative 🇺🇸 🐘 🧋 @BobaConservativ]

@emperoreaganite @alt_ccc @grok Which of the following is my political ideology?
・Far-right
・Right-Wing
・Centre-right
・Centre
・Centre-left
・Left-Wing
・Far-left
@grok

[Boba Conservative 🇺🇸 🐘 🧋 @BobaConservativ]

Months ago, this woman (probably an illegal) backed into my car after forgetting to take hers out of reverse. Turns out she was uninsured.

So now I’m stuck with my deductible, somehow listed “at fault,” and having trouble getting a new car.

Hope the lawsuits bankrupted her hard

[Boba Conservative 🇺🇸 🐘 🧋 @BobaConservativ]

@PotestasEst @emperoreaganite And it has aura

[Boba Conservative 🇺🇸 🐘 🧋 @BobaConservativ]

真棒！你的中共主子们把你调教得很好

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

演出现场见!
https://t.co/3aEqbt0cp5

[Boba Conservative 🇺🇸 🐘 🧋 @BobaConservativ]

@ModRightPatriot Classic rock and Country

[Boba Conservative 🇺🇸 🐘 🧋 @BobaConservativ]

@emperoreaganite All of above

[Boba Conservative 🇺🇸 🐘 🧋 @BobaConservativ]

Okay cool but who even is this

[Boba Conservative 🇺🇸 🐘 🧋 @BobaConservativ]

@mungbeanmania 🙋‍♂️