🎅🏻🥸William Kenneth Mosby🤡🎅🏾

He/It/Weirdo - Constantly finding ways to laugh at the lunacy in life!

[🎅🏻🥸William Kenneth Mosby🤡🎅🏾 @Bobapool]

Thank you Matt and Trey.

[Citizen X Podcast @citizenxpodcast]

Dude...
This ai-generated Trump ad from #SouthPark is something else.

[🎅🏻🥸William Kenneth Mosby🤡🎅🏾 @Bobapool]

@foniker Why? Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps. 🤘🏻

[🎅🏻🥸William Kenneth Mosby🤡🎅🏾 @Bobapool]

Overheard a coworker lamenting on the current plight of the white man. Apparently he felt that as a white man he’s being discriminated against when applying for a job. I couldn’t help but laugh…

[🎅🏻🥸William Kenneth Mosby🤡🎅🏾 @Bobapool]

Captain Kangaroo

[🎅🏻🥸William Kenneth Mosby🤡🎅🏾 @Bobapool]

If she lost it before I met her..
If she lost it with me…

If she lost it with someone else while with me? No.

Folks who aren’t loyal don’t deserve loyalty.

[Queen 👸🏼 @Queen887583]

Men, Be Honest. !!!

[🎅🏻🥸William Kenneth Mosby🤡🎅🏾 @Bobapool]

White folks get the smallest sip of what discrimination feels like and they’re already up in arms over it.

Try dealing with it for over a century…then you’ve earned your right to bitch.

[🎅🏻🥸William Kenneth Mosby🤡🎅🏾 @Bobapool]

A dead human.
A dead primate.
A dead koala.
A dead opossum.

[🎅🏻🥸William Kenneth Mosby🤡🎅🏾 @Bobapool]

Yep.
Manners were hammered into me as a kid. I’m doing it before I even realize.

[Marwa @Marwa_babs]

Would you still hold it open" 🚪🤔

[🎅🏻🥸William Kenneth Mosby🤡🎅🏾 @Bobapool]

Of course!
It’s called marriage!
😂

[♡ @Maddu_550]

Be honest !!!

[🎅🏻🥸William Kenneth Mosby🤡🎅🏾 @Bobapool]

Of course!
After all, the devil you know….

[🎅🏻🥸William Kenneth Mosby🤡🎅🏾 @Bobapool]

Who started this?

I could just as easily say a REAL WOMAN wouldn’t allow herself to get pregnant by another man.

[Sonia ❤️ @xuzin3sefh]

What's your opinion 🤔??

[🎅🏻🥸William Kenneth Mosby🤡🎅🏾 @Bobapool]

People go in with more expectations and are instantly soured the moment someone doesn’t measure up to all of them. Very few people meet someone with few to no expectations, excepting them for who they are instead of who you want them to be.

[🎅🏻🥸William Kenneth Mosby🤡🎅🏾 @Bobapool]

I was thinking Antarctica…
But the more I think about this if one country just disappeared would ocean levels rise or lower because of the sudden loss of mass…. 🤔

[Hermione Grace🇺🇸 @hermione_2210]

"4 options. 1 question society keeps debating."

[🎅🏻🥸William Kenneth Mosby🤡🎅🏾 @Bobapool]

Dear Ladies:
Please remember that there is no man on this planet who speaks for all men.

[🎅🏻🥸William Kenneth Mosby🤡🎅🏾 @Bobapool]

I’m taking a 2 hour bus ride to go two cities over to meet with a group of people and pretend to be vampires. 😂

[Roberta Fresquez @RobertaFresque2]

???😲🤔

[🎅🏻🥸William Kenneth Mosby🤡🎅🏾 @Bobapool]

@FunMovieTVFan Hal from Malcolm in the Middle.

[🎅🏻🥸William Kenneth Mosby🤡🎅🏾 @Bobapool]

I’m 46 and the most expensive thing I own is a $700 light saber.

[Natalia Hayes @hayes_nata3]

Be honest.

[🎅🏻🥸William Kenneth Mosby🤡🎅🏾 @Bobapool]

@AcEvAne Bruh…
I use that fake ass profile pic for YOU.
Ain’t nobody wants to see my actual face.
I’ve been told my face is more effective than Ozempic.

[AceVane @AcEvAne]

Somewhere there’s a fat ass grown man with a Dodge Ram profile pic covered in American flags trying to delete 14,000 comments. 💀

[🎅🏻🥸William Kenneth Mosby🤡🎅🏾 @Bobapool]

@Shanemgillis Watching videos talking about the Scots draining Boston of its beer and Bud Light is taking shots from more than a few folks.

[🎅🏻🥸William Kenneth Mosby🤡🎅🏾 @Bobapool]

Mountain Dew.

Now and forever.

[Lee🇺🇸 @harperlee789]

What are ya picking?