bobbert

mom, I am a rich man.

[bobbert @BobbiBonez]

I wish I wasn’t a stress cryer because I want to ask my boss for a raise but I don’t want to cry in front of him from the stress of that

[chase @_chase_____]

being carsick is so funny. you’ll be in prime physical health & then you’ll make the mistake of glancing at your phone in the backseat of an Uber going barely 25 mph

[bobbert @BobbiBonez]

This is a vacation in which I want to do 0. Not a damn thing except relax.

[cd42 @cdowns42]

Charlotte showing up to haunt Raquel #PumpRules

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

my bedtime routine is simple. I open a can of seltzer, take one sip and then abandon it before passing out

[Ryne Bailey @ryanbailey25]

I thought last week was bad when i found out Ariana didn’t stock pens and batteries but then this week it’s revealed Ariana didn’t follow Tom around when he would go out to cheat on her. I’m sorry, but honestly, I don’t think Ariana can be redeemed at this point. #PumpRules

[bobbert @BobbiBonez]

I wish more of my friends watch Vanderpump rules. This is so messy, I love it & want to share thoughts about it.

[Ryan Broderick @broderick]

I’m genuinely getting very worried that there are actually like a lot of people walking around drinking virgin jungle juice all day and it’s beginning to make me feel completely insane. Where did this start? Who is patient zero? Why is this happening?

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Blu. She's had a long day of being tiny and cute. Very grateful she found somewhere to rest her head. 12/10 moving is now illegal

[bobbert @BobbiBonez]

I wish @lululemon would make 33” length or longer pants.

[brooke @brookemiccio]

Why does eating oatmeal feel like punishment

[bobbert @BobbiBonez]

If you have twins are you allowed to dress them in not matching clothes or is that against the rules?

[The Cherry Club @THECH3RRYCLUB]

Instagram stories are so fun. Like I love seeing your cute drinks, empowering quotes, & music screenshots actually they aren’t annoying at all. I love liking your selfies & your casual photo dumps & seeing bits and pieces of your life and soul. Instagram is really cool that way

[M 🍓 @babyariees]

my biggest ick about myself is that I cry when I’m irritated or mad… like I hate that.

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

why are rugs so expensive? pillows? curtains? why does the trash can fill up so fast? why do i have to clean my kitchen so much? where the fuck is all this dust coming from???

[Curiosity @MAstronomers]

Astronomy Cake ❤️❤️❤️

[henry joce @henry_joce]

I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment