Stan Marsh

It was me. I'm the one who took a dump in the urinal. | #GoCows 🐮 | #SouthParkRP | #Parody ♡: @SmartRavenGal

[Stan Marsh @BobbleCapStan]

I wish our parents would stay on Facebook. You know, where old people are supposed to be. #SouthPark

[Stan Marsh @BobbleCapStan]

@SmartRavenGal Stan was on his way to his locker when he saw Wendy. He decided to approach her and talk about the chocolate craze.

"Hi Wendy," he greeted her, already smiling, "can you believe this stupid trend?"

Amused, he looked at everyone around them.

"Even Craig and Tweek are doing it."

[Stan Marsh @BobbleCapStan]

Oh, okay. I get that.

[Stan Marsh @BobbleCapStan]

Fuck you, Clyde. Red doesn't even talk to you.

[Clyde G. Donovan @ShoesForKisses]

Not my fault you messed it up, stupid.

[Stan Marsh @BobbleCapStan]

I'm out for tonight.

[Stan Marsh @BobbleCapStan]

I'm never asking Clyde for dating advice again.

[Stan Marsh @BobbleCapStan]

[Frowns.]

Yeah, I'm sorry. I didn't mean for it to get this far. I just never know what to say, and when Clyde told me about ChatGPT, I- I thought it would be a quick easy fix, but it wasn't. This was totally not fair to you.

[Stan Marsh @BobbleCapStan]

[Takes a deep breath.]

I used OpenAI technology to respond to your texts. All the stories were written by ChatGPT. Most of the time, I didn't even pay attention to what we talked about at all. I am SO sorry, Wendy.

[Stan Marsh @BobbleCapStan]

Huh?! You think she would do that?

[Stan Marsh @BobbleCapStan]

Um, that's because-
....
[Sighs.] Because it doesn't exist, Wendy. There is something I have to admit to you.

[Stan Marsh @BobbleCapStan]

...Fine. I'll do it.

[Stan Marsh @BobbleCapStan]

The truth will crush her.

[Stan Marsh @BobbleCapStan]

It doesn't matter.. It's all fucked now.

[Clyde G. Donovan @ShoesForKisses]

Stan, I did /not/ tell Red about ChatGPT. I swear. I don’t know how she found out, but it didn’t come from me!

[Stan Marsh @BobbleCapStan]

Oh, wow, that's.... Hey, do you want to play a game where we delete the most recent app we downloaded and never talk about it again? It's uh, a real trend I saw on tiktok.

[Stan Marsh @BobbleCapStan]

@SmartRavenGal Uhh.... No. No more stories. Let's do something else.

[Stan Marsh @BobbleCapStan]

Now! Right now, I swear.

[Stan Marsh @BobbleCapStan]

DUDE! It was you! You pissed off Red, now we're all in trouble. Thanks, asshole.

[Clyde G. Donovan @ShoesForKisses]

NO! We’re not like that!

[Stan Marsh @BobbleCapStan]

Butters always finds a way to make everything lame.

[Eric T. Cartman @YoureNotKewl]

Oh my God.

[Stan Marsh @BobbleCapStan]

Red knows. Should I just admit it?

[Peichi ( ˘▽˘) (Parody) @Peichi69473]

How?

[Stan Marsh @BobbleCapStan]

Red! Stop! Please.

[Stan Marsh @BobbleCapStan]

@SamK93660397 It's nothing, really.

[Stan Marsh @BobbleCapStan]

I know I need to stop, guys.