Trump got very excited when he heard Nov. 3rd was election day, because he thought they said it was erection day. Melania quickly said "No no no no no Donald, that's only on your birthday!!!"
Melania to divorce Trump quickly after election loss to prevent loss of her divorce settlement cash when Deutsche Bank forecloses on Trump properties. #BrokeTrump#TrumpDivorce
Trumpy trying to hide tax returns because they reveal: $239,000 per year expenditure on adult diapers. Trumpy has a poop butt. #tinypeetus#trump4jail#TrumpyPumpy
I've never seen anyone gobble Putin's lap turkey faster than Donald Trump, you'd think that Putin's tally-whacker was a KFC flavored pop sickle. #TrumpyPumpy#tinypeetus#PutiePoot#tinyfingers